first we had sharktopus, now this? where do they get the funding for this crap?
cinematic geniuses the asylum have brought you the much-anticipated sequel to james cameron’s titanic, called… wait for it… titanic II. and what do you know? tragedy strikes again!
“on the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened titanic 2, follows the path of its namesake. but when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship’s path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.”
“it looks like history is repeating itself.” yes, that’s an actual line from the movie. the magnificent script-writing and directing was helmed by dick van dyke’s son, shane. you know, this is just a weird situation all around.
the straight-to-DVD- flick will hit shelves on august 24th. the question lingers: will they even make enough sales to break even?
I can’t wait for this. Maybe we can have a special date night and see this masterpiece. Heck, we should wait in line on opening day to be the first one in the theatre. Can’t wait babes.