let the fun begin!
5:00 – and here we go. did you catch my red carpet coverage?
5:01 – host ricky gervais: “it’s going to be a night of partying & heavy drinking. or as charlie sheen calls it, breakfast.”
5:03 – i LOVE that ricky just dumped on johnny depp & angelina jolie‘s the tourist. hilarious.
5:04 – ricky on sex & the city 2: “girls, we know how old you are.”
5:06 – no one is safe here! ricky’s already insulted scientologists, hugh hefner, mel gibson, jewish people & “secret” gays!
5:08 – presentor scarlett johansson not looking her best this year.
5:09 – best supporting actor: christian bale, for the fighter! SO HAPPY! what a cute speech.
5:13 – total shocker! sons of anarchy katey sagal takes home the best supporting actress award after being nominated 5 times good for her!
5: 17 – sorry julianne more, but you struck out here. it would’ve been pretty, but that sleeve is getting in the way!
5:22 – “please welcome, ashton kutcher‘s dad, bruce willis!”
5:24 – newbie chris colfer wins best supporting actor in a tv series (comedy) for glee and kids rejoice around the world!
5: 33 – best actor in a tv series (drama): the amazing steve buscemi for boardwalk empire!
5:40 – i guess this means i should start watching boardwalk empire – the newly-crowned best tv series (drama).
5:45 – “he’s alec from the rock, she’s jenny from the block… if the block is that one near rodeo.”
5:48 – there ya go, burlesque. music is your thing… NOT the best picture category.
5:50 – …and the social network takes home it’s first award of the night! (best musical score for a film) will it win best picture as well?
5:55 – wait, why is justin bieber at the Golden Globes?! and i love that his similarly-aged co-presenter hailee steinfeld is taller than him. oh, puberty.
5:59 – toy story 3 wins for best animated feature film! ts3 director to presenters: “were you guys even born when the first toy story movie came out?”
6:00 – words can’t describe how much i love robert downey jr.. “i don’t know if an actress can do her best work until i sleep with her.”
6:03 – called it! annette bening wins best actress in a comedy/musical film for the kids are all right. would you just look at that hair of hers? not her best look.
6:19 – al pacino for you don’t know jack & claire danes for temple grandin taking home awards just as they did at the 2010 Emmy‘s! congrats!
6:25 – thank you steve carrell & tina fey for bringing some laughs! whew, we needed it.
6:26 – best screenplay goes to aaron sorkin for the social network! tina fey: “thank you for ruining our ability to interact in real life.”
6:28 – i love that sorkin did a little shoutout to real-life mark zuckerberg, calling him a true genuis & altruist. he didn’t deserve the negative light that was cast upon him!
6:36 – best foreign language film: “the category that no one in America cares about!” (winner: in a better world)
6:48 – wow, big bang theory is blowin’ up! jim parsons wins for best actor in a tv series (comedy). just got picked up for 3 more years.
6:53 – YES. melissa leo for the fighter takes home best supporting actress in a film (drama).
7:04 – lifetime achievement award to robert deniro. so iconic.
7:15 – …and the social network wins again for best director (david fincher)!
7:28 – paul giamatti of barney’s version takes home the Golden Globe for best actor in a musical/comedy film. NBC keeps preemptively bleeping out speeches since it’s a live show. wonder what he said?
7:35 – best actress in a film (drama) goes to natalie portman for black swan. haven’t seen it, as it would probably scare the crap out of me, but i hear she was brilliant.
7:40 – best motion picture comedy/musical: the kids are all right. i personally didn’t like it, but to each their own!
7:49 – so happy for colin firth (the king’s speech) to have finally won a Golden Globe. well-deserved!
7:54 – almost over! to present the final award of the evening, michael douglas. “there’s gotta be an easier way to get a standing ovation.” (referring to his recent battle with cancer… love his sense of humor about it all!)
7:55 – best picture? the social network! yes, it was good. but i would’ve loved to see inception or the fighter take it home. oh well!
8:00 – welp, that was fun! hope you enjoyed the coverage.
