grover is “on a horse”

this. is. GENIUS!

way to go, sesame street marketing team! in an attempt to draw attention away from their recent katy perry cleavage controversy, sesame street has called on everyone’s favorite blue monster, grover.

in this short clip, grover emulates the viral “old spice guy” commercials. grover’s impression is spot on,  complete with the famous ending line, “i’m on a horse!”

but it wasn’t exactly the same – they sesame street-ized it! it’s actually pretty cute. check out grover above and the real old spice guy below.

‘hitch’ takes to TV

did you like the movie hitch?

good! then set your DVR. FOX has won the rights to the TV series adaptation of  the 2005 rom-com. writer peter chiarelli of the proposal is set to pen an “action-packed” hour-long script and pending approval, will hit your TV’s sometime next year.

based off the ‘date doctor’ premise, hitch will most likely work off the idea of mentoring a new client for each episode.

thoughts? without will smith and kevin james, this could be a bumpy road. but i’m willing to give it a chance.

jimmy & justin’s hip-hop time machine

this is quite impressive!

j. timberlake stopped by late night with jimmy fallon to promote his upcoming flick, the social network. but the interview took an interesting turn when the two began discussing the evolution of rap. starting with sugarhill gang’s rapper’s delight and ending with jay-z and alicia keys’ empire state of mind, justin & jimmy took us through a hip-hop time machine.

get your giggle on above.

when will it end: jersey shore edition

i’ve put it off for as long as possible.

since its rise to “fame,” i’ve refused to speak, write about or accidentally watch the trainwreck that is MTV’s jersey shore. but these darn cast members just won’t let up! i mean, truly, when will it end? this is NOT real TV, and they do NOT have real talent.

nicole “snooki” polizzi is taking her 15 minutes of fame and stretching them as much as possible. next up for this pint-size money-grubber? she’s writing a book.

yes, a real book.

tentatively titled a shore thing, the simon & schuster-backed disaster will be released in january and will tell the tale of a girl looking for romance in the JS. she says, “i’m pumped to announce to my fans a project that i’ve been working on for some time. this book will have you falling in love at the shore.”

save whatever money you make, snooks, because you might not be around much longer.

oprah’s last hurrah

get your earplugs out! oprah’s doin’ it up big for her farewell season.

today marks the beginning of the end as she prepares to say goodbye to the cash-king oprah winfrey show after 25 years. and of course, the season premiere starts with a bang (see above)!

it’s jooooohhhhn travooooltaaaaaa!! but that’s not the exciting part: it was revealed today the iconic talk show host handed out 8-day all-expense paid trips to AUSTRALIA to the 300 audience members!

darnit, i’m running out of time to score an oprah hand-out. i suppose i better plan that trip to chi-town! because you KNOW she’ll have even more tricks up her sleeve for her last hurrah…

who’s comin’ with me?

polygamist family turns to reality TV

darn it, TLC! you’ve got me again.

the network has just released the promo for the upcoming reality TV show sister wives, about a polygamist family and their secretive life. cha-ching! people are fascinated by polygamy. how the heck does it work? i mean, it goes completely against human nature to share a sexual partner.

meet “head of the house” kody brown – the husband of 3 (soon to be 4) wives and the father of 13 children. TLC promises to wow viewers with the “unexpectedly tight-knit and loving relationships between kody’s wives.” alright, well let’s see it!

tune in on september 26th, 7pm PST to catch this 7-part series. but before you do, get to know the wives below.

meri (first wife): 39-years-old, married 20 years, with daughter mariah, 14.

janelle (second wife): 40-years-old, married 17 years with six children — logan, 15, madison 14, hunter, 13, garrison, 11, gabriel, 8, & savanah, 5.

christine (third wife): 37-years-old, married 16 years with five children — aspyn, 14, mykelti, 13, paedon, 11, gwenelyn, 8, ysabel, 6 — & one on the way, truely.

robyn: 31 years old, soon-to-be-fourth wife with three children from another husband — dayton, 10, aurora, 7, & breanna, 5.

the fashion report: 2010 Emmy Awards

is it just me, or were the emmys really great this year? i was genuinely entertained, which is more than i can say for year’s past. from the opening number to genre montages… the show had me laughing the whole way through!

but let’s talk fashion.

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my picks for best dressed included a wide range of styles, beginning with a navy j. mendel gown from modern family star julie bowen. the cut, color and detailing were stunning – although, i wasn’t such a fan of her messy half-updo. the office‘s jenna fischer wowed in this brilliant red versace number. honestly it was the color that drew me to this one… any other color and this would’ve been a “worst” instead of “best.”

dianna agron of glee fame took a chance with this tiered lacey carolina herrera gown, and i think it paid off. critics have been 50/50, but i loved it. very feminine and pretty. seriously, could claire danes have a better body? she looks stunning in her metallic armani prive ensemble. the temple grandin star even took home an emmy for best actress! as keri russell took the red carpet, i was floored with her jean louis scherrer dress. so simple! so chic! love everything about it.

but my hands-down best dressed was glee star lea michelle, in this oscar de la renta gown. i mean, absolutely perfect!


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we saw a lot of white this year from the ladies of TV. dexter’s julie benz and law & order‘s mariska hargitay both went for the angelic white with their choices (pamella roland and vera wang, respectively). i must say i was completely disappointed with kim kardashian’s marchesa gown. she’s got the best body and coloring, i was hoping for some vibrant red or orange.

brooke burke, perfect bod as usual, chose her mark zunino dress no doubt for the sexy cutout and flattering sweetheart top. the white worked for her, but definitely not for csi: miami star eva la rue. everything from the hair to the cheap-looking gown was a complete no-no for me.

damages actress rose byrne took liberties with her white gucci dress. i love the gold features – a nice added touch.

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next up, the WORST. and let me tell you, there were some bad mistakes in this line-up. the usual stunner heidi klum struck out big time in her strapless short marchesa choice. terrible, terrible decision. but nothing was worse than true blood‘s anna paquin in this horrific alexander mcqueen gown. the embellishments, the bodice texture, the hemline… a complete tranwreck.

and here’s a glee star who got it wrong! naya rivera looks like a cake topper in this 80′s-inspired get-up. spare us the fashion flashback! the beyond gorgeous sofia vergara sadly struck out in this horribly ugly carolina herrera gown. not only was the color just plain bad, but the cheesy sparkles simply sealed her fate.

what even needs to be said about mindy kaling‘s dress? the office star got it wrong. as did TV veteran lauren graham. who picked that out for her? she’s got too much of a rockin’ figure to be holed up in this sub-par ensemble. oh well, maybe next year girls!


live at the 2010 Emmy Awards

5:00 – and here we go! on to the BIG SHOW. (did you see my red carpet coverage? thoughts?)

5:01 – opening act! glee cast + jimmy fallon + kate goseelin (SO FUNNY!) + randy jackson + john hamm + betty white + joel mchale = AMAZING.

5:06 – jimmy seems out of breath! understandably so.

5:07 – a conan o’brien jab within the first 5 minutes! love it. he can take it like the best of them.

5:10 – okay, this comedy montage is just the best. how are people so clever? the writing on these shows are just amazing.

5:13 – eric stonestreet for modern family takes home the first emmy! YES. so cute, co-star jesse tyler ferguson out in the audience tearing up with joy.

5:18 – the pc guyis a backstage commentator! giving the audience fun facts about winners as they walk up on stage. love it!

5:21 – modern family wins AGAIN!!! (best writing for a comedy series) so happy!!

5:24 – outstanding supporting actress in a comedy series: glee’s jane lynch – her first emmy win. on actresses, “most of us are actors because we have no other recognizable skills.” HA!

5:31 – matthew perry is presenter. haven’t seen him in awhile. welcome back!

5:35 – love this modern family skit with george clooney! why is this the best show EVER?

5:38 – jim parsons for big bang theory takes home best actor in comedy series! WOW, unexpected, but well deserved.

5:45 – a definite upset! over usual winner tina fey, nurse jackie‘s edie falco wins for lead actress in a comedy series!

5:49 – WILL ARNETT IS AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS.

5:49 – emmy for best reality tv program goes to top chef! another upset, as amazing race has won it the past SEVEN years!

5:57 – i love jimmy’s funny song introductions for each genre! (comedy with amy poehler, reality with kim kardashian, drama with julianna marguiles)

6:02 – aww, too bad. mad men and breaking bad won for writing & best supporting actor respectively instead of LOST. i was really wanting them to go out with a well-deserved bang!

6:15 – ooo! just caught george clooney and girlfriend elisabetta canalis canoodling backstage. cute!

6:21 – a win for dexter! another of my faves. steve shill wins for best director of a drama series.

6:23 – jimmy doing a amazing lyrical montage of shows now off the air - 24, LOST and law & order. (the latter was on TV for 21 seasons!)

6:32 – SO HAPPY for kyra sedgwick! celebrating her first emmy win for the closer after being nominated 4 times. her hubs of 22 years kevin bacon tearing up in the audience :)

6:46 – presenter ricky gervias: “hello, me again… don’t worry, i’m saving all the offensive stuff for the golden globes.”

6:48 – did anyone catch that? when ricky handed out complimentary beers, matthew perry politely refused. he’s got a history, so good for him!

6:53 – DARN! i was really hoping that conan o’brien would take home the emmy for best variety series. john stewart‘s the daily show wins! “the competition is amazing but we keep winning it.”

6:59 – george clooney is presented the bob hope humanitarian award. SO well-deserved! he makes a good point: everyone jumps at the chance to help in the aftermath of a disaster, but what about 6 months after? 5 year after?

7:09 – prooobably the most awkward moment ever when winner julia ormand of temple grandin tries to honor her fellow nominees and forgets their names?!

7:18 – in memoriam tribute with jewel: art linkletter, dennis hopper, roy disney, corey haim, gary coleman, rue mcclanahan, brittany murphy, et al.

7:28 – yay for temple grandin‘s claire danes! what a skill to portray an autistic character.

7:39 – wow, presenter anna paquin’s dress is UGLY.

7:46 – tom hanks’ the pacific wins for best miniseries! i love hearing tom hanks speak. he’s the best!

7:49 – the lady accepting temple grandin‘s best miniseries emmy was having a major boob moment. i mean, literally i was waiting for it to pop out.

7:51 – some stiff competition for outstanding drama series… but mad men takes it home (for the 3rd time in a row)!

7:57 – WHOOOOO modern family wins outstanding comedy series! can’t believe it!

8:00 – well, that was fun. time for dinner!

live on the red carpet: the 2010 Emmy Awards

3:00 – it’s staaaaaarting!!

3:01 – glee‘s jane lynch jumps on the stage with ryan seacrest. in purple! i’m likin’ the choice.

3:04 – ryan and guiliana‘s small talk is always so awkward on camera.

3:04 – i ran into guiliana at the neil george salon in beverly hills a year ago. she is TINY. even tinier in person.

3:05 – host jimmy fallon and his wife (aww!). didn’t know he was married? quote from jim on hosting, “i wanna play with everybody, i want everybody involved.”

3:11 – ross matthews… the intern from the tonight show with jay leno… is apparently a fashion correspondent??

3:14 – E!’s glamcam 360 is actually quite helpful when evaluating fashion choices! nice!

3:15 – both dancing with the stars carrie ann inaba and kelly osbourne both in shimmering black. LOVING kelly’s get-up.

3:16 – jersey shore cast live via satellite. GAG ME. back to the real stars, please!

3:18 – ty burrell from modern family. seriously one of my FAVORITE character actors of all time. love him love him.

3:20 – just read a spoiler about the emmy’s opening. host j. fallon, randy jackson, tina fey, john hamm and others are rocking out in a choreographed musical number. fun!

3:25 – mayor of LA antonio villaraigosa says emmy’s have an economic impact of $450 millions dollars. “there’s more jobs behind the camera than in front.”

3:33 – kathy griffin and her momma giving ryan crap for winning the emmy over kathy’s show.

3:34 – AWKWARD. glee’s mark salling trying to make light and change the subject when asked about incident with co-star.

3:36 – kim kardashian wearing marchesa. good choice of style, but not loving the hair. wear it down next time, kim!

3:37 – glee‘s lea michelle looking absolutely stunning in oscar de la renta. okay, not a fan of glee, but she looks perfect!

3:39 – claire danes nominated for HBO’s temple grandin. WOW, that armani prive dress. just gorgeous style and coloring.

3:41 – OOOO fun. american idol‘s nigel lythgoe says all judges must be announced within the next 3 weeks.

3:46 – modern family‘s sofia vergara… absolutely love her! but not feeling the dress as much. good news: her bf is recovering well from his car accident.

3:48 – mad men‘s john hamm talking about growing up in st. louis, MO! whoo hoo give it up for my hometown!

3:51 – exec producer ricky gervais says he is definitely NOT replacing steve carrell. boo! but news is that portia de rossi might. love that idea!

3:59 – mad men january jones in a brilliant blue versace gown. what a HIT. interesting bodice and hem.

4:02 – a total BOOB shot as mad men‘s christina hendricks and ryan look at her figurine barbie doll. a beautiful lilac zac posen gown…

4:05 – commercial break! time to go get a water and do a load of laundry.

4:09 – newlyweds stephen moyer and anna paquin from true blood talkin’ the racy rolling stone mag cover.

4:11 – heidi klum in a SHORT black marchesa dress. hmm, haven’t seen any short dresses for quite some time. nice to switch it up!

4:13 – hysterical! noticing both mindy kaling and heidi are wearing similar styles, she says “see, me and heidi usually touch base before every award show, just to make sure we’re wearing the same thing.”

4:16 – random flashes of brooke burke and true blood‘s nina dobrev… LOVE love love their choices.

4:18 - how i met your mother’s neil patrick harris and ryan chatting about babies…”see, ryan if you wait until you’re NOT busy, you’ll never have kids!” ryan: “okay, i’ll start trying tonight.]

4:23 – doing crunches during commercial breaks. mutli-tasking at its finest!

4:25 – amy poehler and will arnett celebrating their 7th wedding anniversary and the birth of their 2nd child (just 3 weeks ago)! amy’s sportin’ about $500,000 worth of jewels…!

4:31 – steve carell and his lovely wife. i don’t want to hear any more news on him leaving the office. i still refuse to believe it.

4:41 – ed o’neil on being the only male cast member of modern family that was NOT nominated. his castmates call him the “glue that holds everyone together!”

4:44 – the office‘s john krasinski looks FABulous in his bow-tie suit attire.

4:47 – guiliana with glee‘s diana agron makes a good point. she’s not well-known enough to snub out on the questions! that’s reserved for uber-celebs like julia roberts & angelina jolie.

4:54 – paula abdul on the red carpet! can she please come back to american idol? the show needs her!

4:57 – a quick glimpse of keri russell in this amazing pink halter gown. a surprising yet refreshing choice!

4:59 – and we’re on to the BIG SHOW!

2010 emmy award nominations

the emmy’s are here! can’t wait to see host jimmy fallon in action. tune in live to NBC at 5:00p.m. PT to catch the big winners and losers! check out the list of 2010 emmy nominees below, along with my picks in pink.

i’ll be live-blogging the whole event, so be sure to check here for red carpet coverage!

DRAMA

OUTSTANDING DRAMA
Lost
Breaking Bad
Dexter
Mad Men
True Blood
The Good Wife

OUTSTANDING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA
Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife)
Mariska Hargitay (Special Victims Unit)
Glenn Close (Damages)
Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer)
January Jones (Mad Men)
Connie Britton (Friday Night Lights)

OUTSTANDING ACTOR IN A DRAMA
Jon Hamm (Mad Men)
Kyle Chandler (Friday Night Lights)
Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad)
Hugh Laurie (House M.D.)
Michael C. Hall (Dexter)
Matthew Fox (Lost)

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A DRAMA
John Slattery (Mad Men)
Aaron Paul (Breaking Bad)
Martin Short (Damages)
Terry O’ Quinn (Lost)
Michael Emerson (Lost)
Andre Braugher (Men of a Certain Age)

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA
Sharon Gless (Burn Notice)
Christine Baranski (The Good Wife)
Christina Hendricks (Mad Men)
Rose Byrne (Damages)
Archie Panjabi (The Good Wife)
Elisabeth Moss (Mad Men)

COMEDY

OUTSTANDING COMEDY
Glee
Modern Family
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Nurse Jackie
30 Rock
The Office
Curb Your Enthusiasm

OUTSTANDING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
Lea Michele (Glee)
Tina Fey (30 Rock)
Toni Collette (The United States of Tara)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (The New Adventures of Old Christine)
Edie Falco (Nurse Jackie)
Amy Poehler (Parks and Recreation)

OUTSTANDING ACTOR IN A COMEDY
Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
Matthew Morrison (Glee)
Steve Carell (The Office)
Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)
Tony Shalhoub (Monk)

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY
Chris Colfer (Glee)
Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family)
Jon Cryer (Two and A Half Men)
Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family)
Ty Burrell (Modern Family)

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
Jane Lynch (Glee)
Kristen Wiig (Saturday Night Live)
Jane Krakowski (30 Rock)
Julie Bowen (Modern Family)
Sofia Vergara (Modern Family)
Holland Taylor (Two and A Half Men)

REALITY

OUTSTANDING REALITY SHOW HOST
Ryan Seacrest (American Idol)
Phil Keoghan (The Amazing Race)
Tom Bergeron (Dancing with the Stars)
Heidi Klum (Project Runway)
Jeff Probst (Survivor)

OUTSTANDING REALITY SHOW COMPETITION
Project Runway
Top Chef
The Amazing Race
Dancing with the Stars
American Idol

VARIETY, MUSIC, OR COMEDY

OUTSTANDING VARIETY, MUSIC, OR COMEDY SERIES
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Real Time With Bill Maher
Saturday Night Live
The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien

MINISERIES OR MOVIE
The Pacific (HBO)
Return to Cranford (PBS)

OUTSTANDING TV MOVIE
Endgame (PBS)
Georgia O’Keeffe (Lifetime)
Moonshot (History)
The Special Relationship (HBO)
Temple Grandin (HBO)
You Don’t Know Jack (HBO)