mom jeans

jessica simpson has been all up in the news lately, being criticized for her alleged weight gain… which of course i think is ridiculous.

so i would instead like to focus on her fashionable choice of ‘mom jeans’ at a recent concert. while she tried to dazzle them up with a leopard print belt, you can’t deny that they are, in fact, mom jeans.

this immediately took me back to one of my favorite saturday night live skits, a jcpenney ad for a brand of jeans aptly named ‘mom jeans.’ hysterical. snl writers never cease to amaze me!

best ‘american idol’ auditions EVER

while watching ‘american idol’ tonight, i was reminded of my favorite auditions of all time – hands down, the best. these two jewels both came from season 7. i remember being so shocked that what i was watching was actually real… yes, they’re that bad. or that GOOD!

milo turk decided to sing an original song, and original it was. in my opinion, the best part of the whole thing was the rhythmic stomping of the feet during his performance.

was that not the best thing you’ve ever watched? well here’s another doosie. alexis cohen, in all her glory, made for a great laugh as well. make sure to keep watching past the actual audition, because that’s where it gets good. enjoy!

pure hysteria!

this afternoon i witnessed, for the very first time, a high-speed chase. well, in this case it was a “u-haul” chase. i just so happened to flip on the tv when this hilarious event started to unfold. over the next hour and a half, i kept one eye on my work and one eye on the tube, waiting to see how this would turn out for the genius behind the wheel!

turns out, a blond woman in a possibly stolen a u-haul truck led the police on a wild goose chase throughout socal. from the high desert city of palmdale, she began weaving in and out of traffic on the 10 freeway. which, from experience, is not the safest freeway to begin with! flash forward two hours later, she led police all the way to my alma mater, pepperdine university, on pacific coast highway. coming up on ventura county, it was the empty gas tank that slowed her down to a stop… finally.

and here comes the best part: she gets out of the truck and starts running. yes, running, with helicopters and mobs of police right behind her. i can’t wait to find out this girl’s story. here’s the vid, watch and i’m sure it will give you a chuckle!

flawless

ms. kate winslet, mother of two, is completely flawless yet again at the SAG awards. her dress is bold, unique, and simply gorgeous – unlike some of the other celebs there! not only did she look fabulous in her Narciso Rodriguez gown, but she also won best supporting actress for her role in ‘the reader’. she is on fiiiiire! 2 Golden Globes, a SAG award, and now up for best actress at the Academy Awards.

another best dressed in my book was anne hathaway. while she didn’t win the ‘best actress’ bid she was up for, her white gown was stunning. the grecian godess-inspired gown was a creation of Azaaro, featuring Cartier jewels. c-c-check ‘er out!

oh angelina

i reaaallly hate to say this, but i was officially disappointed in anglina jolie last night at the SAG awards. first off, she had a major ‘tude with e!’s guiliana depandi. she just seemed so high & mighty. very short, very drab.

she got super touchy when guiliana asked a question about brad pitt, and see here’s the thing – okay, fine, you don’t want to talk about your very PUBLIC relationship with another actor? then don’t do magazine covers (‘people,’ ‘vanity fair’). and also… don’t be a celebrity. it is part of the job that entertainment reporters are gonna ask about your life! everyone else will play along at least a little bit. but oh no, not her! check out her obnoxiousness below:

do you agree? tude-alicious! and then when it came to her fashion choice, i again was a bit disappointed. let’s be honest, she is quite gorgeous. but i don’t think her dress showcased that at all! and it was verrrry boring. and was almost the exact same dress she wore to the Golden Globes just 2 weeks prior. in my opinion, she was definitely not one of the best dressed!

Golden Globes

 

 

SAG awards

if i were a bettin’ woman…

… i would’ve made a lotta money betting on this year’s sag awards! although always fun to watch, the winners were very very predictable. tv comedy ’30 rock’ took home best actress (tina fey), best actor (alec baldwin), and best ensemble.

 

more predictable-ness: the hbo miniseries ‘jon adams’ gave actors laura linney & paul giamatti wins in their respective categories. and the honor of best supporting actor in a film was given to heath ledger for his portrayal of the joker in ‘the dark knight’, with co-star gary oldman accepting the award on his behalf. and in the last category of the evening, the screen actors guild award for best feature film, the well-deserved ‘slumdog millionaire’ took home the top prize.

other big winners:
male actor in a leading role: sean penn, ‘milk’
female actor in a leading role: meryl streep, ‘doubt’
female actor in a supporitng role: kate winslet, ‘the reader’
ensemble in a drama series: ‘mad men’
male actor in a drama series: hugh laurie, ‘house’
female actor in a drama series: sally field, ‘brothers & sisters’
lifetime acheivement award: james earl jones

the curious case of brad pitt

the curious case of benjamin button amazed me for two reasons. the first, obviously that the movie was beautiful. very poignant and thought-provoking. it first seems to be a bit tragic, that the character of benjamin (brad pitt) ages backward, but when digging deeper i realized that it was an incredibly fulfilling love story.

but i was also amazed at the visual effects. honestly, i sometimes got distracted during the movie, wondering how in the world they got brad pitt to look so realistic at ages 87, 80, 70, 60… etc. i found this neat video of director david fincher and brad pitt discussing the lengths they went through to achieve that feat. the make-up team was actually nominated for an Academy Award, which i am sure they will go on to win. watch the video, and make sure the see the movie!

“2 Buck Chuck” no longer 2 bucks?

sad news! the governator has submitted a proposal to RAISE the tax on wine – to more than 6 times higher than it is now. so everyone’s beloved “2 Buck Chuck” might not be 2 bucks much longer!

gov. shwarzenegger propsed this tax increase to help close California’s $41.6 billion budget deficit. let’s just hope that all the Charles Shaw wine lovers won’t have to pay the price for this bad economy! it definitely does not get any better than a good bottle of wine for only $2.

slumdog superstars

you’ll find out soon enough that i am a huge fan of slumdog millionaire. such an incredible movie! slumdog has already gotten 4 Golden Globes, and had been nominated for 10 Academy Awards.

anyway, the two stars of the movie dev patel & freida pinto were on the ellen show last week, and it turned out to be a fun interview. they are so humble, so thankful for the attention their movie is getting. oh and my favorite part – breaking out in a bollywood dance at the end!

academy award nominations!

BEST PICTURE
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Richard Jenkins – The Visitor
Frank Langella – Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn – Milk
Brad Pitt – The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke – The Wrestler

 

BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Anne Hathaway – Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie – Changeling
Melissa Leo – Frozen River
Meryl Streep – Doubt
Kate Winslet – The Reader

 

BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Josh Brolin – Milk
Robert Downey Jr – Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman – Doubt
Heath Ledger -The Dark Knight
Michael Shannon – Revolutionary Road

 

BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Amy Adams – Doubt
Penelope Cruz – Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis – Doubt
Taraji P Henson – The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei – The Wrestler

 

BEST DIRECTOR
David Fincher – The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Ron Howard – Frost/Nixon
Gus Van Sant – Milk
Stephen Daldry – The Reader
Danny Boyle – Slumdog Millionaire

 

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Courtney Hunt – Frozen River
Mike Leigh – Happy-Go-Lucky
Martin McDonagh – In Bruges
Dustin Lance Black – Milk
Andrew Stanton, Jim Reardon and Pete Docter – WALL-E

 

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
Bolt
Kung Fu Panda
WALL-E

 

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Changeling
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

 

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button – Alexandre Desplat
Defiance – James Newton Howard
Milk – Danny Elfman
Slumdog Millionaire – AR Rahman
WALL-E – Thomas Newman

 

BEST ORIGINAL SONG
Down To Earth from WALL-E – Peter Gabriel
Jai Ho from Slumdog Millionaire – AR Rahman
O Saya from Slumdog Millionaire – AR Rahman

 

BEST COSTUME
Australia
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
The Duchess
Milk
Revolutionary Road. 

BEST MAKE-UP
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Hellboy II: The Golden Army