photoshop fun

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okay, we’re not stupid. we all know that celeb pics are touched & re-touched for magazine covers and the like. smoothing out the skin, fixing an unruly piece of hair… no biggie. today, complex magazine released a pre-photoshopped pic of kim kardashian, but quickly replaced it hours later. kim immediately spoke out, saying that yeah, she is a little curvy & she is proud of her cellulite. i love her attitude about it – reminding all of us that a lot of mag pics are idealistic, and not realistic.

kim’s bout with photoshop reminded me of the controversy around ms. faith hill on the cover of redbook magazine. i think it’s one thing to lighten the eyes, etc., but they sliced off inches from faith’s arm! come on, now. photoshoppers – stop taking it too far. there’s something to be said about natural beauty.

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copycat storylines

when the commercials for seth rogen & anna faris’ new movie “observe and report” started popping up on tv, it was like pure deja vu. the whole unimportant-security-guard-that-has-a-chance-to-prove-himself thing has definitely been done before. in fact, it was done just a month prior. kevin james’ “paul blart: mall cop” finished out its run in theaters not too long ago to surprisngly ridiculous results – it took in more than $200 million at the box office. and before you know it, we’ve got a new bad-guy security guard in town. wow, poor planning by “observe and report”!
i’m sure that the powerhouse of seth rogen & anna faris will bring in lots of viewers – let’s be honest, they’re hysterical. but will people be tired of the same old storyline? i guess we’ll see! “observe and report” opens in theaters april 10th. for your comparison plesaure, the two similar movies’ trailers are below.

ski shocker

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sadly, very sadly, some news has emerged concerning actress natasha richardson. richardson & husband liam neeson have been married since 1994, and have 2 young sons. while in montreal, richardson took to the slopes on mont tremblant. during a ski lesson gone bad, richardson took a minor tumble which seemed harmless as she began walking & even joking directly after.

it appears later on in the night, she started complaining of headaches. while there are conflicting reports, the new york post now claims richardson experienced some brain swelling and as a result is now brain dead. she has been flown back to new york, where she is being joined by her family. a statement from the family is said to be released wednesday. let’s just hope for the best!

boycott nickelodeon?

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chris brown. rihanna. rihanna. chris brown. that’s all we’ve been hearing about lately. brown recently appeared in court to respond to charges of severe violence against girlfriend rihanna. while we wait until april to hear outcome, we don’t have to wait for more drama.

apparently rihanna & chris are back together, even after horrific pictures of rihanna’s wounds have surfaced. but back in the music world, the media has learned that chris brown has been nominated for two nickeloedeon kids choice awards – favorite male singer & favorite song. not setting a very good example there, huh? the general uproar is that nickelodeon should remove chris completely from the nominated categories. but they’re standing strong & as a result, many plan to boycott the award show.

watchmen: see it or skip it

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i went to see ‘watchmen’ this past weekend, and was excited to see what all the fuss was about. while i can’t say that i loved it, i can see why it has such a commercial appeal. it is action-packed, with a catchy storyline and interesting characters. one of the best and most surprising parts of the film was its soundtrack – a very unique combination of old & new songs.

i did have some pretty big critiques, though. i mean, i get it – almost every movie out there has to have some sort of romantic moment. but in this case, the whole dang movie was basically a sex scene! dr. manhattan – the big blue man – was completely naked with frequent full frontal views. this, coupled with some very graphic romps, were placed awkwardly throughout the rest of the movie.

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the fact that it was 3 hours also did nothing to help its case. the story was at times hard to follow, as viewers were taken back & forth in time quite frequently. lots & lots of names to remember – who is wally weaver? jupiter? nite owl? various generations of superheros made for a semi-confusing ride.

on a scale of 1 to 10, i’d give it a 6.5. although i’m sure it will come in big at the box office, so who really cares?

gaga-licious

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with the explosion of lady gaga on the music scene, i think everyone is kinda wondering where this girl came from. she never wears pants, instead opting for leotard-esque bottoms. she wears bows in her hair that are made out of hair. anyway, she’s fiercely fought her way to the top in such a short time.

sometimes you see highschool photos of celebs, and it’s like oh haha they had a funny 90′s hairstyle. but this little lady did a major 180 from her highschool years! check out her senior entry in the yearbook… now you see the cute little girl next door, now you don’t. she’s lady GAGA now!

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