mariah’s new man

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self-proclaimed diva extraordinaire mariah carey pulled an interesting move yesterday. far be it for me to mock her ‘creativity,’ but i think this move was the opposite of constructive.

while shooting the video for her new single ‘obsessed,’ carey decided to nix the male lead and just play it herself. yeah, i know… weird. director brett ratner apparently ok’ed it, and let her shine in all her manly glory. there is some talk that mariah is responding via video to rapper eminem. while eminem denies any malicious wrongdoing, mariah and her man nick cannon took offense to some of the claims made in the rapper’s single ‘bagpipes from baghdad.’

hmmm maybe it’s just me, but i don’t see how dressing up as a (very convincing) man does much to get back at someone. perhaps its just a publicity stunt. check out the lyrics for mariah’s new single ‘obsessed,’ and you be the judge: “why are you so obsessed with me/ boy, i wanna know/ lying that you’re sexing me/ when everybody knows/ it’s clear that you’re upset with me….you’re delusional/boy, you’re losing your mind.”

the beast 2.0

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is anyone else tired of all the movie remakes? apparently somebody thought it was a good idea to take the disney classic ‘beauty & the beast’ and make it modern. why, cuz it wasn’t good enough as it was?

‘beastly’ is being described as an edgy teen romance about looking past the surface to discover true beauty. YAWN. as-yet-unknown actor alex pettyfer stars as the popular jerk who gets his kicks from mocking “unattractive” classmates. one such classmate (played by mary-kate olsen) decides to teach him a lesson, casting a spell that unrecognizably deforms him. but he ain’t no hairy creature – from what we can see here. and then, just like the cartoon version, he has to find someone who will love him just as he is. vanessa hudgens, you’re being called to the stage!

how boring, though, because we already know the ending. hudgens & pettyfer will probably fall in love and they’ll live happily ever after.  besides being weirdly cast (mary-kate olsen??), the movie seems a bit too much like ‘twilight’ to me, minus the blood. while we’ll have to wait until july 2010 to see the flick – i know, i know, it’ll be hard – they’ve given us a sneak peek to hold us over. check it out below.

 

true hit

truebloodthe execs over at HBO should write a big ‘ole thank-you note to ‘twilight.’ mainly because viewership for the second season of the network’s vampire drama ‘true blood’ went up 157% from the previous year. ‘twilight,’ among other things, made vampires the cool new thing.

‘true blood’ centers around the love story of a human & a vampire – and all that that implies. while the first season won critical acclaim and even a golden globe (best actress, anna paquin), the viewership wasn’t quite there.  the first season of ‘true blood’ debuted to a disappointing 1.4 million.

and then came ‘twilight.’ after the release of the movie, ‘true blood’s’ fan base grew significantly. the premiere of the second season became the highest rated program for HBO since ‘the sopranos’. the drama drew a whopping 3.7 million viewers. and the good news doesn’t stop there. the complete first season was just released on dvd, & sales have already topped $35 million. ‘true blood’ and its blood-sucking vampirs are here to stay.

bruno-licious

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yessss. the genius that is sacha baron cohen has treated us to another performance. you might remember (and who wouldn’t) his 2006 hit movie ‘borat: cultural learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of kazakhstan’ in which cohen went undercover as the hilariously inappropriate kazakhstani reporter borat.

well, he’s back again. and just as inappropriate. this time he comes to us a flamboyantly gay austrian fashion reporter. and to kick off the worldwide release, cohen paraded around in some of the best costumes ever. paris, london, spain & amsterdam were treated to one-of-a-kind bruno creations (see above, if you dare). cohen, in true artist form, never broke character during his media tour.

‘bruno’ will hit theaters on july 10th, and is sure to be a hit despite a few negative reviews. i don’t think that’ll matter so much to the 16-35 crowd.  the movie, from what we’ve seen thus far, features several moments of fashion-inspired hysteria. he even gets arrested a few times, naturally. check out the trailer below and a warning? just prepare yourself.

 

the $93,000 stamp

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these days, i get frustrated with having to spend $0.42 to send a letter. stamp prices just keep climbing. but $93,000?? apparently this stamp was not meant to be licked and slapped on an envelope.

at an auction in germany this past tuesday, the above stamp sold to the highest bidder for $93,000. the stamp itself was quite rare, as only five copies of it are known to exist since its production in 2001. the stamp features hepburn in her most iconic role in ’breakfast at tiffany’s’.

apparently hepburn’s son, sean ferrer, put a halt to the distribution of the stamps as he was not fond of the cigarette and what it represented. as hepburn died of colon cancer in 1993, her son felt it inappropriate to promote a picture of her smoking. after the auction in which both buyer & seller were anonymous, ferrer said he hoped the money gained from the sell would go to help fund cancer research.

her labor of love

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lindsay lohan, paparazzi magnet. but why? she doesn’t even DO anything. case in point: her latest movie, ‘labor pains’ is going straight to tv. and no, not on fx or even hbo. her cinematic masterpiece will be debuting on abc family.

it really is quite sad, actually. the poor girl has unraveled in front of our eyes. with all the drama she’s caused on past productions (remember the ‘georgia rule’ fiasco?) lohan has had a tough time convincing studio execs to give her a shot. not only that, but her most recent movie endeavors have all flopped, pushing her further and further down on the list of respected actresses.

‘labor pains’ centers around a down-on-her-luck girl who pretends to be pregnant in order to gain some sympathy. yes, it sounds magical. it will debut in your very own living room on july 19th at 8/7c.  check out the trailer below to hold you over until then!

real-life ‘final destination’

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how’s this for creepy? i’m sure you’re aware of air france flight 447′s fateful end. the flight’s 228 passengers perished in the atlantic ocean after technical problems ensued on may 31st. (plane debris collected from the ocean seen above) but what you may not know is that the number of people on board should have been 230.

johanna ganthaler & her husband kurt turned up late at the rio de janeiro airport, consequently missing the flight. a coincidence that saved their lives, temporarily at least.

the ganthaler’s, most likely counting their lucky stars upon hearing of the flight’s crash, turned out to have celebrated too soon. in an eerie twist a week later, the two were involved in a head-on car collision while in austria. the accident killed johanna & severely injured husband kurt. this tragedy is strangely similar to the final destination horror films in which nothing can deter death for a group of teenagers. scary in the movie, scarier in real-life.

 

mother heidi

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i can’t even bring myself to fully dive into this insanity. so i’ll just share and bail.

paparazzi-lover heidi montag of reality fame has recently proclaimed “my goal is to be a true disciple of Jesus, a mother theresa helping the poor & the hungry.” now hey, i’m not here to judge how sincere her faith may be, but i can laugh in her face for comparing herself to mother theresa.

this came about during her stay on the reality tv show ‘i’m a celebrity get me out of here,’ in which she & hubby spencer thoroughly embarassed themselves just by, well, being themselves.

after the couple left the show because they were “too big of celebrities to be there,” they of course made the media rounds. on an appearance on ‘the view,’ the hosts confronted her claim, asking her if she truly believes herself to be similar to mother theresa. “well, i’m more of a modern version,” she says. yeah, like the kind who poses for playboy!

oh peta

this week, peta turned itself from a respected (most of the time) animal rights group into a bunch of absolute IDIOTS. i am almost without words! during an interview with cnbc’s john harwood, a pesky fly got in president obama’s face. and using some mr. miyagi-like skills, the president swatted it to the ground. (see the clip after the jump.)

and what did peta do? they embarrassed themselves. peta spokesperson bruce friedrich has this to say yesterday in response: ”we support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals. we believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals.”

OH, SPARE US. it’s a fly. don’t they only live for 24 hours anyway? peta even took some wasted time to send the president a ‘katcha bug humane bug catcher.’ yeah, it sounds made up to me too. apparently it is a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside. what a great investment in these hard times! good job, peta. 

flats to the rescue

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this is revolutionary! well, at least for club-hoppin’ ladies it is. uk shoe company rollasole has come up with an idea that lends a helping hand to fans of high heels. it’s a gosh darn vending machine for ballet flats! brills!

on their website, rollasole explains the rationale behind it all. “the best nightclub shoes are painful, precarious & painfully pointy.” rollasole to the rescue! their well-placed vending machines allow girls to purchase cute flats in which to saunter home in after a long night. all for around 8 bucks. the flats also include a bag, which help in carrying home the wounded soldiers (aka your stilettos).

rollasole creator matt horan says his eureka moment came after getting tired of giving his girlfriend a piggyback home every saturday night. makes sense – men don’t understand why we wear shoes that hurt. especially when we complain about them all night. hey, i get it… it’s worth it! i love me some high heels. now if only we could get some rollasole vending machines in the us of a!