lost questions, but no answers!

show me someone who was completely fulfilled and satisfied after lost‘s season-ender, and i’ll give you 1 million bucks. come on, what kind of finale was that??

check out this hilarious video, which chronicles all the unanswered lost questions (and – spoiler alert – there’s a LOT)!

ellen: a music mogul?

i like ellen. don’t get me wrong. she’s a great TV host. but now she’s starting her own record label! whaaa?

it is actually painful to watch her judge on american idol. her funny one-liners just can’t quite mask the fact that she has no music industry know-how. you can only say “you’re good” and “you’re bad” in so many ways, you know, before her critiques all start to sound the same.

so what’s she doing starting a label? called eleveneleven, ellen’s new label will work in collaboration with telepictures productions. she’s even got her first signed artist! the AMAZING youtuber greyson chance will debut under eleveneleven, with co-managers guy oseary and troy carter (who’ve managed madonna and lady gaga, respectively).

okay so she’s got the help. but can she pull this off? if it weren’t for the big-name backers, i don’t think ellen would stand a chance. thoughts?

ladies, take note

this is probably the best thing i’ve ever seen. you MUST watch. and then, grab a mirror and repeat word-for-word!

surrender your gifts, anne hathaway!

poor annie! how would you like to be showered with lovely gifts, and then have them all taken away? oh, and also your boyfriend gets arrested and goes to jail?

the beautiful anne hathaway has dealt with a lot the past few years. namely, her “trusting” bf, raffaello follieri, was sentenced to 4/5 years to prison for his financial exploits. she insists the rug was pulled far over her eyes – why else would she stick with this slimeball?

back in 2008, the government seized almost all of follieri’s property, including anything gifted to girlfriend anne. now, the government is requesting the rights to sell it all to cover the 2.4 million debt he racked up.

judging by the seizure legal papers, it is clear that anne was spoiled rotten by this guy! they plan to auction off:

“all jewelry, watches, and other items recovered in or about august 2008 from an individual who received them from the defendant, which includes the following: one gold colored Rolex watch; one silver colored Rolex watch; one gold colored ring with light blue-green stone; one silver colored chain approximately sixteen inches long with a cross pendant and blue and clear stones; one pair of colored silver earrings with silver clasps and blue and clear stones; one gold colored ring with clear stones around the band; one silver colored bracelet with floral design and light blue and clear stones; one silver colored bracelet with clear stones; one silver colored necklace approximately sixteen inches long with five flower shaped designs and clear stones; one five-strand necklace approximately sixteen inches long with pearl beads; one gold colored chain approximately thirty-two inches long with a gold colored pendant with a red-brown stone and a gold colored tassel; and one louis vuitton box.”

whew, that’s quite the jewelry collection! but i suppose, why would she want to keep it anyway? only bad memories. good riddance, watches and necklaces!

the fashion report: 2010 MET ball

the MET ball (noun): a gala held at the metropolitan museum of art in which celebs far & wide gather for one purpose – to pay homage to fashion. look FIERCE, or leave.

i gots to say, i was more impressed than i usually am with the MET red carpet. there were definitely some shining moments. i couldn’t narrow down my picks for best – i chose 7! not much to say about the four above. heavenly, i believe would be sufficient enough to describe camilla belle (in jason wu), mila kunis (in vera wang), melania trump (in christian siriano), and anne hathaway (in valentino – her fave). WOW.

below, jennifer lopez worked it ouuuut in zuhair murad. love the silhouette and the design scheme – perfect for her coloring. jessica alba channels old school hollywood in this champagne colored sophie theallet gown. and i’m loving model bar rafeali’s choice of the hem, showing off her gorgeous gams in this rag & bone ensemble.

she’s been off the map recently, but claire danes came in strong at the MET ball, donning a brilliant form-fitting burberry gown. and of course, i loved rachel weisz’s custom-made oscar de la renta gown. who doesn’t appreciate a splash of color?

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the MET ball saw a lot of white this year… some did it good, some, not so good. diane kruger chose this calvin klein gown – a great look for her. take a gander at those curves! really not jealous at all! jessica biel rocked the greek goddess look in her ralph lauren collection dress… loved the gown, hate the hair. two-toned brown has never been my thing.

kirsten dunst – what’s with the hemline? i can’t stand the it’s-a-long-dress-but-not-quite-touching-the-floor kinda thing. her rodarte for gap dress had me less than impressed. taylor swift was a different story in her ralph lauren collection ensemble – very age-appropriate and feminine. she might try switching the hairstyle every once in awhile… it’s pretty much the same on every red carpet.

and one of my faves for the night, emma watson in burberry. the stunner can do no wrong in my eyes… gorgeous!

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aaaaand for the worst. and man, where there some unflattering choices! dear, sweet kristen stewart. in other words, what the heck is wrong with you? this chanel dress is HEINOUS in every way possible. and what’s with the hair/make-up? time to fire the stylist. the lovely gisele bundchen seems a little more like catwoman than a sophisticated MET attendee. not feeling the alexander wang gown at all.

sienna miller almost had it right in her emilio pucci gown – how much more gorgeous would it be as a full-length? and tina fey, oh tina fey. just because you’re known for being “funny” doesn’t mean you have to dress like crap. who wears a jumpsuit to the MET ball… honestly.

no words for katy perry. her cute circuit dress has actual LED lights included. doesn’t that just scream classy?

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so, what do YOU think? agree/disagree with my picks?