ellen quits idol!

shocker! but a good shocker, in my opinion.

ellen degeneres has just announced via her twitter that she has quit american idol. her statement reads:

“a couple months ago, i let FOX and the american idol producers know that this didn’t feel like the right fit for me. i told them i wouldn’t leave them in a bind and that i would hold off on doing anything until they were able to figure out where they wanted to take the panel next.

it was a difficult decision to make, but my work schedule became more than i bargained for. i also realized this season that while i love discovering, supporting and nurturing young talent, it was hard for me to judge people and sometimes hurt their feelings. i loved the experience working on idol and i am very grateful for the year i had. i am a huge fan of the show and will continue to be.”

i’m definitely a fan of ellen, but watching her on idol was always uncomfortable. i agree that it wasn’t quite the “right fit.” she excels on her talk show and at stand-up comedy, which is where it sounds like she’ll stick.

thoughts?

behold, titanic II

first we had sharktopus, now this? where do they get the funding for this crap?

cinematic geniuses the asylum have brought you the much-anticipated sequel to james cameron’s titanic, called… wait for it… titanic II. and what do you know? tragedy strikes again!

“on the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened titanic 2, follows the path of its namesake. but when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship’s path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.”

“it looks like history is repeating itself.” yes, that’s an actual line from the movie. the magnificent script-writing and directing was helmed by dick van dyke’s son, shane. you know, this is just a weird situation all around.

the straight-to-DVD- flick will hit shelves on august 24th. the question lingers: will they even make enough sales to break even?

brangelina’s newest addition

they’re at it again! brad & angelina have shown us once again that they can do whatever the heck they want. case in point, their brand new $40 million “vacation” home in northern italy.

the crazy huge villa features a ridiculous 18,000 square feet, home, movie theater, 15 bedrooms and two swimming pools. you know, because one swimming pool isn’t enough.

keep in mind, this just their vacation home. they won’t even live there most of the time! but rest assured when they do, maddox, pax, zahara, shiloh vivienne and knox will have no problems squeezing in there.

pacey-con: the event of the century!

i mean, SO FUNNY. joshua jackson, aka pacey witter from dawson’s creek, took to the streets of san diego to launch the event of the century, pacey-con. armed with a megaphone, flyers and a “pacey-con” banner, jackson strolled through the enormous comic-con crowds to film this hilarious vid for funny or die.

dubbed the event “for all things pacey,” jackson graced the crowd with some dramatic script readings from the 90′s hit show. “i do pacey-con because pacey witter is the greatest character in television history,” he says, “ever. period.” this of course being said with creek theme song i don’t wanna wait playing in the background!

jackson was also there to sit on the comic-con panel for his latest role in the show fringe. “people ask me all the time why i’m working on this show, fringe, and the honest answer is i’m only doing it to fund my first love, which is pacey fan fiction.”

such a committed actor! pacey, you’ll always be in our hearts.

make up your mind, amanda!

sooo, this is annoying. miss amanda bynes has pulled quite the publicity stunt! about a month ago, bynes took to her twitter to announce her “retirement” from acting. yes, at age 24.

“if i don’t love something anymore i stop doing it… i don’t love acting anymore so i’ve stopped doing it… i know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first i’ve #retired… thank you everyone for understanding!!!! i’m so happy you like watching my old shows and movies!!! i love you all!!!! :)

and just one short month later, she has a change of heart! “i’ve unretired,” she announces, again from her twitter. make up your mind lady! i’m sure no one particularly cares either way, but it’s a pretty shameless way to gain publicity.

bynes then took the liberty of posting the trailer link to her latest flick, easy a. the movie tells the tale of a good girl who moves up in her school’s ranks after using the rumor mill to her advantage. amanda, emma stone & lisa kudrow star in easy a, scheduled for release on september 17.

taylor “trainwreck” momsen

oh me oh my. this 16-year-old is a bit confused. even more so than before!

okay, we get it – you’re EDGY!

with ever-present raccoon eyes and lingerie-themed attire, taylor seems to be reveling in the “i’m a big girl, treat me like one” attitude. her latest? publicly announcing that her best friend is her vibrator. classy!

of her music, she says:

“i’m not looking to be miley fuc**ing cyrus. i don’t care about the fame. i do it because i love music… i’m not dissing miley personally. however, i do think the disney bubblegum shi** that the world is living right now is pathetic. i thought we passed that repression… people will be surprised by [our] record. i mean, it’s a rock record. our record is a life record. it confronts everything head on. it’s death, love, drugs, sex, religion, politics.”

peep her latest display of celebrity – the music video for her band the pretty reckless’ miss nothing in which she recreates the last supper.  crawling suggestively on a tabletop toward older men. making’ you proud, mom?

the bachelor pad is HERE

oh yes. the moment you’ve been waiting for!

ABC’s the mating game bachelor pad will hit your TV’s august 9th. the “rejects” from past bachelor/bachelorette seasons will come together to compete to win the $250,000 prize – and the chance to be the next to find love on TV.

hosted by chris harrison (of course) and previous contestant melissa rycroft, the bachelor pad starts off with 19 guys and girls, with two people eliminated each week. for all your die-hards, this is gonna be your dream show come true!

check out the roster of the bachelor pad below… see some familiar faces?Tenley Molzhan, 26 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelor' with Jake Pavelka

Tenley Molzhan, 26 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelor’ with Jake Pavelka


Wes Hayden, 33 – Appeared on: ‘The B
achelorette’ with Jillian Harris

Gia Allemand, 26 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelor' with Jake Pavelka

Gia Allemand, 26 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelor’ with Jake Pavelka
Jesse Beck, 25 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelorette' with Ali  Fedotowsky

Jesse Beck, 25 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelorette’ with Ali Fedotowsky
Gwen Gioia – Appeared on: 'The Bachelor' with Aaron Buerge

Gwen Gioia – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelor’ with Aaron Buerge
Jesse Kovacs, 28 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelorette' with Jillian  Harris

Jesse Kovacs, 28 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelorette’ with Jillian Harris
Jessie Sulidis, 25 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelor' with Jake  Pavelka

Jessie Sulidis, 25 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelor’ with Jake Pavelka
Krisily Kennedy, 30 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelor' with Charlie  O’Connell

Krisily Kennedy, 30 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelor’ with Charlie O’Connell
Juan Barbieri, 37 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelorette' with Jillian  Harris

Juan Barbieri, 37 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelorette’ with Jillian Harris
Michelle Kujawa, 26 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelor' with Jake  Pavelka

Michelle Kujawa, 26 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelor’ with Jake Pavelka
Nikki Kappke, 30 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelor' with Jason Mesnick

Nikki Kappke, 30 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelor’ with Jason Mesnick
Peyton Wright, 27 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelor' with Andy Baldwin

Peyton Wright, 27 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelor’ with Andy Baldwin
Elizabeth Kitt, 30 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelor' with Jake  Pavelka

Elizabeth Kitt, 30 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelor’ with Jake Pavelka
Natalie Getz, 28 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelor' with Jason Mesnick

Natalie Getz, 28 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelor’ with Jason Mesnick
David Good, 28 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelorette' with Jillian  Harris

David Good, 28 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelorette’ with Jillian Harris
Ashley Elmore, 30 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelor' with Jake Pavelka

Ashley Elmore, 30 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelor’ with Jake Pavelka

Kiptyn Locke, 32 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelorette' with Jillian  Harris

Kiptyn Locke, 32 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelorette’ with Jillian Harris

Jonathan Novack, 31 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelorette' with Ali  Fedotowsky

Jonathan Novack, 31 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelorette’ with Ali Fedotowsky

Craig McKinnon, 34 – Appeared on: 'The Bachelorette' with Ali  Fedotowsky

Craig McKinnon, 34 – Appeared on: ‘The Bachelorette’ with Ali Fedotowsky

beware of the sharktopus!

i know what you’re asking yourself – is this real? did someone really think this would be a good investment of their time/money? the answer is YES!!

a genetically-engineered half-shark, half-octopus is on the loose! and obviously, has a thirst for human blood. set to air on the sy fy channel later this year, sharktopus is already the new best worst movie EVER. huffington post writes:

“despite the movie’s comically-careless cinematography and special effects, and the painfully-cheesy alt-rock sharktopus theme song, we predict that the internet will love this movie with all its internet heart.”

i’m smellin’ a cult hit. oh and did you notice someone familiar in there? yeah, that’s actor eric roberts of the dark knight. interesting career move!

jewel’s gone undercover

if i were famous, i would do stuff like this ALL the time. catching people off guard is the best! check it out – funny or die, will ferrell’s brainchild, had the brills idea of sending an undercover jewel to sing karaoke at a hole-in-the-wall bar!

donning a sly disguise, jewel/”karen” is coaxed by her co-workers (actors) to get her booty up on stage. she starts belting out songs by jewel much to the crowd’s delight! the reaction is pretty priceless: “she sounds better than jewel!”

this viral video just might become a tv series! similar in plot to CBS’ reality show, i get that a lot, there’s quite a market for this candid camera-esque format.  the funny or die boys are said to be pitching the show to network execs this week. the jewel vid got 2.5 million views in only 3 days! definitely has some potential. would YOU watch undercover karaoke?