i hope you don’t take this the wrong way: by no means am i attempting to promote the above reality show. but i just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to astound you. of course we’ve seen our share of pure idiocy in the reality tv world, but i think you would agree this takes the cake.

remember her? from ‘rock of love’ & ‘i love money’ fame, megan just won’t go away. she’s so dense that you almost have to think she is putting on a show. well, now vh1 has given her a platform to finally accomplish her dream - to find a millionaire boy so she can become a “trophy wife.” and to save me some major eye-rolling, i’ll let the vh1 press release sum up her romantic foray.

“megan has her eye, mind and heart set on one type of man… a millionaire! unfortunately, megan’s had her heart broken by bret michaels in ‘rock of love 2′ and lost out on the $250,000 check in ‘i love money.’ but now she’s back with vengeance to find both love and money with the goal of becoming the ultimate trophy wife.

this summer, megan will put 18 millionaires to the test as they compete for her affection in ‘megan wants a millionaire’, premiering sunday, august 2, 2009. megan’s millionaire suitors will compete in challenges ranging from going head to head in a high roller las vegas tournament to shelling out money in a date auction. one by one, megan will eliminate the guys who can’t shell out the dough, until the ultimate millionaire is left.”

so, watch if you dare! a good tv train wreck is sometimes entertaining, right? all i can say is, her parents must be overwhelmingly proud.

while i’m sure adam lambert’s fans – or “glamberts” – were thrilled, FOX wasn’t quite as enthused. each performance on AI is edited after the fact and featured for purchase on iTunes. this little number, however, was edited so as not to show perry’s shout-out. TMZ has put together a split-screen of the live performance & the edited iTunes bit so you can see the diff. i guess they thought we wouldn’t notice?! keep your opinions to yoself on the stage, katy!