katie ‘thinks she can dance’

katiejudyin your wildest dreams, did you ever think katie holmes would appear on the reality show ‘so you think you can dance’? and not just appear… but perform? nevertheless, that’s exactly what the actress has done this thursday night.

the 30-year-old wife of tom cruise was tapped by ‘sytycd’ execs to perform on the show’s 100th episode. katie’s number? she shimmied around to ‘get happy’ by the legendary judy garland, paying homage to the late great star. see her performance after the jump!

i bet you’re asking yourself, since when did katie holmes sing… or dance, for that matter. since her appearance in broadway’s ‘all my sons,’ she’s become quite passionate about the art form.

katie & some others have recently founded the dizzy feet foundation, which helps provides scholarships to young dancers to help them realize their dream of becoming professional dancers. katie says, “i think it’s important for children to experience music and dance. every child should have the opportunity to discover what it is they like and have access to the very best in that pursuit.” 

 

mother heidi

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i can’t even bring myself to fully dive into this insanity. so i’ll just share and bail.

paparazzi-lover heidi montag of reality fame has recently proclaimed “my goal is to be a true disciple of Jesus, a mother theresa helping the poor & the hungry.” now hey, i’m not here to judge how sincere her faith may be, but i can laugh in her face for comparing herself to mother theresa.

this came about during her stay on the reality tv show ‘i’m a celebrity get me out of here,’ in which she & hubby spencer thoroughly embarassed themselves just by, well, being themselves.

after the couple left the show because they were “too big of celebrities to be there,” they of course made the media rounds. on an appearance on ‘the view,’ the hosts confronted her claim, asking her if she truly believes herself to be similar to mother theresa. “well, i’m more of a modern version,” she says. yeah, like the kind who poses for playboy!

ben vs. joaquin

one of the highlights from the oscars last night was courtesy of mr. ben stiller. hilariously mocking joaquin phoenix’s bizarre behavior on david letterman just two weeks prior, ben certainly got some laughs. check out joaquin’s appearance on letterman below, and ben’s portrayal at the academy’s right after!