awk to the ward

deniserich

denise richards apparently has some news to share with us! the  one-time bond girl & current reality tv star has struck out in the relationship game ever since divorcing husband charlie sheen back in 2006.

but that ain’t gonna stop her from meeting her “needs!” richards claims she regularly checks into hotels for one-night romp sessions in the sack with various male friends.

she told u.s. tabloid globe, “you don’t want to bring them home to your house, but i have certain needs. friends with benefits are awesome. i used to be like, ‘oh no, you have to be in a relationship.’ but after going through a divorce, i’m like, ‘life is short, i wanna have a good time.’”

first off, is that really something you want to admit? she’s got two little girls at home. sounds a little desperate to me, denise. but i guess that’s nothing new – have you checked out her reality tv show on e! lately? alright i’m done with the denise-bashing… at least for today!