desperate with the stars


i usually make a point to never blog about dancing with the stars. but when you see such desperation, something just needs to be said.

while the full list of dancing with the stars contestants is set to be released during ABC’s bachelor pad on august 30th, some pretty reliable tips on the cast have already started leaking. every season, i’m more and more shocked at these d-list celebs they pull out of nowhere.

and this year is no different! we’ve got confirmations on david hasselhoff, reality TV “actress” audrina patridge and singer brandy. the latest and greatest addition?

BRISTOL PALIN. seriously. politician sarah palin’s teenage daughter. you know, the one who’s been on every tabloid cover known to man touting her son and feuding relationship with famewhoring baby daddy levi johnston?

should be a fun-filled crock of desperate wannabes!

the mating game

okay, prep yourself: abc has ordered a spin-off of the ‘bachelor’ in which all-star contestants from past seasons will live in a house together. yeah, that kind of show. entitled ‘bachelor pad,’ 20 contestants from the past 13 seasons of the ‘bachelor’ and the ‘bachelorette’ will compete in challenges each episode, with one contestant being eliminated at the end of the hour-long show.

says executive producer martin hilton, “all these people have been friends, been enemies, they date each other and bring all this great backstory to the show. it seemed like there was an opportunity to combine that world with a new competitive reality show.”

abc’s ordered six episodes with their go-to host, chris harrison. while the 20 contestants have not yet been announced, we’re told that some of the most popular “players” – including past winners – are set to star. my thoughts? this is just gonna be one big mating game… let the hook-ups begin!