diva mariah carey

i am literally speechless. this lady is delusional with a capital D!! diva extraordinaire mariah carey has just about had enough of gettin’ older. so much so that she’s done with it!

from now on, she’ll be celebrating anniversaries of previous birthdays. uh, what?! a recent post on her fansite makes reference to her b-day. a very vague reference, that is!

“i came to have a party!” it’s almost time to put on your favorite ensemble, pop open a bottle of angel champagne (only if you’re of age and aren’t making any speeches!) and migrate to the flantastic celebration that only happens once a year.

on saturday, march 27, our one and only diva mariah carey celebrates the anniversary of her 12th birthday! mariahdailyjournal cordially invites you to join us in wishing mariah the most spectacular and, of course, festive anniversary ever!

ha! i love the reference to her alcohol-influenced acceptance speech at the palm springs international film festival. oh and if you’re curious, and a bit more normal than the likes of ms. carey, she actually just turned the big 4-0!

glee-less

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last may, fox was convinced they had a hit with their latest tv show, ‘glee.’ viewers were ecstatic over the preview of this musically-inclined sitcom. naturally, fox jumped for joy over the ratings & fast-tracked the show into a fall premiere. but they might want to wait on the congratulatory champagne.

the next set of reviews are in. and variety has ripped the hopeful hit to shreds! “talk about one-hit wonders,” the mag writes, ”the promise & energy associated with the debut of ‘glee’ last spring largely evaporates.” the review purports that the series will be short-lived, to say the least.

did ya miss the preview last spring? lemme catch you up. it’s a look at romance through a high-school glee club. misfit singers, star quarterbacks, cheerleaders & awkward teachers fill the cast – with the group occasionally bursting into song & dance. variety says that while the cast has a whole lot of talent, it seems to be crushed alongside the show’s “jokey, cartoonish, wildly uneven tone.” we’ll see if audiences buy into the new show come this season. ‘glee’ premieres on fox sept. 9th at 9pm. i’ll leave you with this parting shot from variety: in order for the show to last, “they’re gonna have to croon a tune helluva lot better than this!”