ricky gervais sticks it to ‘em!

very rarely do i write any post-award show coverage that not a fashion report, but this is just too good to pass up.

did you watch the Golden Globes? well, then, you probably already know what this is all about. host ricky gervais had some fun up on that stage! and he does not regret a single moment.

in the span of four minutes, gervais managed to make an enemy of charlie sheen, johnny depp, angelina jolie, the hollywood foreign press association, cher, the entire case and crew of the tourist and sex and the city 2, scientologists, tom cruise, john travolta, hugh hefner, hef’s fiance, and homosexuals in general. whew!

and i’m not talking subtle jabs. i’m talking did-he-really-just-say-that mouth-hanging-open kinda stuff. don’t get me wrong, it WAS funny. but quite controversial! see above for video of his opening monologue.

i personally thought it was the very reason why they hired him. to get people talking! what do YOU think? did he cross the line?

TV’s top earners!

holy paycheck!

you may or may not want to know the results of TV guide’s annual salary survey, as it just might make ya sick.

two and half men star charlie sheen is rolling in the dough at $1.25 million an episode. yes, an episode. can you imagine? ‘alright, everyone, that’s a wrap…’ and BOOM you’re $1.25 million dollars richer.

another surprise – kate plus 8 star kate gosselin brings in $250,00 an episode. can i have that job please?! other high income earners include house‘s hugh laurie at $400,000/episode and the late-night crew david letterman, jay leno and conan o’brien who bring in $28, $25 and $10 million dollars respectively.

but these salaries all PALE in comparison to ms. oprah winfrey. the TV queen makes $315 million/year. no wonder she gives out cars and vacations all the time. no one needs that kinda dough all to themselves!

click here for the full list of overpaid actors and actresses (yes, i’m bitter).

awk to the ward

deniserich

denise richards apparently has some news to share with us! the  one-time bond girl & current reality tv star has struck out in the relationship game ever since divorcing husband charlie sheen back in 2006.

but that ain’t gonna stop her from meeting her “needs!” richards claims she regularly checks into hotels for one-night romp sessions in the sack with various male friends.

she told u.s. tabloid globe, “you don’t want to bring them home to your house, but i have certain needs. friends with benefits are awesome. i used to be like, ‘oh no, you have to be in a relationship.’ but after going through a divorce, i’m like, ‘life is short, i wanna have a good time.’”

first off, is that really something you want to admit? she’s got two little girls at home. sounds a little desperate to me, denise. but i guess that’s nothing new – have you checked out her reality tv show on e! lately? alright i’m done with the denise-bashing… at least for today!