milking it

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shut your pie hole, levi! regardless on whether or not you like republican vice-presidential nominee sarah palin, i think we can all agree that this media monger has got to stop. after palin’s daughter bristol and boyfriend levi johnston had their baby & split up, the new daddy has embarked on a massive smear campaign. because, let’s be honest, how else will he make money?

johnston has opened up to vanity fair in an exclusive interview to be published in their september issue. entitled “me and mrs. palin,” levi shares insider details on palin family drama. of sarah and husband todd’s marriage, levi says “there was a lot of talk of divorce in that house.” he goes on about sarah’s mothering skills: “even before she was nominated, there wasn’t much parenting in that house… the kids would do it all themselves: cook, clean, do the laundry, and get ready for school.”

according to levi, there was even some master plan for sarah to adopt bristol’s baby? “she told me that once Bristol had the baby she and todd would adopt him…i think sarah wanted to make bristol look good, and she didn’t want people to know that her 17-year-old daughter was going to have a kid.” is any of it true? we have no idea. but it speaks volumes about his maturity level – that he is willing to publicly degrade the mother and extended family of his child. levi, there’s a little something we like to call DIGNITY. go find yourself some!

awk to the ward

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denise richards apparently has some news to share with us! the  one-time bond girl & current reality tv star has struck out in the relationship game ever since divorcing husband charlie sheen back in 2006.

but that ain’t gonna stop her from meeting her “needs!” richards claims she regularly checks into hotels for one-night romp sessions in the sack with various male friends.

she told u.s. tabloid globe, “you don’t want to bring them home to your house, but i have certain needs. friends with benefits are awesome. i used to be like, ‘oh no, you have to be in a relationship.’ but after going through a divorce, i’m like, ‘life is short, i wanna have a good time.’”

first off, is that really something you want to admit? she’s got two little girls at home. sounds a little desperate to me, denise. but i guess that’s nothing new – have you checked out her reality tv show on e! lately? alright i’m done with the denise-bashing… at least for today!

jon & kate plus the d-word

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there are simply no words. i used to watch TLC’s ‘jon & kate plus 8′ to get away from it all. ridiculously adorable kids and funny moments made for the perfect tv relief. but then, it happened. it’s no secret that this family has fallen into the media frenzy of fame & gossip. and oh how the people love it – the premiere of season 5 was the most-watched show ever on TLC, with 9.8 million viewers.

let it be said: just like anyone in the limelight, we cannot truly speculate what is going on in their life, what they’re thinking, what they’re going through, etc. but what i can do is comment on what i’ve seen as a viewer of their show.

through the past 4 seasons, let’s be honest, kate has changed so much. even from just the last season, it seems almost eerie how different she acts. in the season premiere alone, kate talked more about her personal endeavors than ever before. it’s a no-brainer that she loves her children & has worked hard to make a great life for them. BUT it simply doesn’t add up. she spent probably half the episode talking about the paparazzi & her “career.” she started to tear up and immediately stopped as she “didn’t want to ruin her makeup”. and jon… where the heck was he? despite issues between he and his wife, you can’t just take off for a weekend. my heart broke when little alexis said “daddy i don’t want you to leave anymore…”

i’m not the expert, but i do know that it takes 2 to make a marriage work. not a magazine, not a tv show. the worst thing you can do is publicly bash each other (kate: “well, i’m doing it on my own. by myself. jon decided he needed a weekend off,” then rolls her eyes). and then it hits rock-bottom. kate introduced the dreaded d-word. once you admit that divorce is a possibility, it becomes an inevitability. they say that their family is their number one priority, and if it really is, then get rid of the tv show. get rid of the rumored $75,000 per episode. and get back your LIFE.