squat & squeeze

heidimontagcheckkkkk it out! do you want to look like heidi montag? well all you need is a nose job, a boob job, and THIS workout video! i say go for it. the 22-year-old reality tv star has taken her “fame” to the fitness world for her very own workout routine.

for only $19.95 you can find out all of heidi’s secrets! complete with butt squeezes & skimpy outfits, i’m sure this is her best work yet. montag opened up to self magazine about the vid: “the e-book is a healthy lifestyle to adapt and adjust your body to every day. you can download exercises, a plan to break-down what you should do each day, a whole health plan – it’s really a lifestyle of fitness.”

but what i really love is her mention of her hard work… i mean, her plastic surgery endeavors. “the fun thing about surgery is that they always have new things and you can always try things. i’m not sure what’s on that list right now, but i’m sure as i get older, i’ll want to keep up with maintenance as most hollywood does.” doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose of a workout video? why work out when you can just get it lifted & sucked out? well, heidi, i think i’ll pass on the video, thanks.

peer pressure

there’s no question that actress megan fox is gorgeous. but can that help her on the big screen? her first couple of endeavors – the ‘transformers’ series – aren’t good indicators of her film success as those would’ve been huge either way. perhaps we’ll see in her next project. fox stars in a dark comedy ’jennifer’s body‘ written by diablo cody (‘juno’) due out september 18th.
 
okay, tell me. does this sounds like something you’d wanna see? megan plays a sexy cheerleader popular with both the girls & the boys. in attempt to get a record deal, fox’s character engages in a satanic ritual that ends up leaving her possessed by a demon. the demon in her proceeds to murder – and eat – boys in her high school. amanda seyfried (‘mean girls,’ ‘mamma mia’) plays the best friend trying to stop all the killings. ummmm…
 
in any case, the edgy megan fox took to making a psa to promote the upcoming release of the film. see the vid, after the jump! (mind the language) “every year,” she says “thousands of kids entering our high schools, succumbing to terrible peer pressure. let’s face it, high school can be tough and kids can be cruel. picking on others for just being different.” she continues “well, i say f— ‘em cuz they don’t know s—. what really matters is being yourself and if that includes slowly killing and then eating every boy at your school, then i say do it. because nothing’s more important than just being who you are.”
 

her labor of love

laborpains

lindsay lohan, paparazzi magnet. but why? she doesn’t even DO anything. case in point: her latest movie, ‘labor pains’ is going straight to tv. and no, not on fx or even hbo. her cinematic masterpiece will be debuting on abc family.

it really is quite sad, actually. the poor girl has unraveled in front of our eyes. with all the drama she’s caused on past productions (remember the ‘georgia rule’ fiasco?) lohan has had a tough time convincing studio execs to give her a shot. not only that, but her most recent movie endeavors have all flopped, pushing her further and further down on the list of respected actresses.

‘labor pains’ centers around a down-on-her-luck girl who pretends to be pregnant in order to gain some sympathy. yes, it sounds magical. it will debut in your very own living room on july 19th at 8/7c.  check out the trailer below to hold you over until then!