behold, the twitter king

ashton_kutcher1hey friends, did you know that ashton kutcher is the king of twitter? well, give him a chance and he’ll tell you all about it! the actor (does he still act?) has been runnin’ his mouth off all around town claiming to be all-important in the world of twitter.

he told the audience at a panel for fortune magazine’s brainstorm tech con, “i started twitter as a communication device to stay in touch with fans.” did ya, now? well, i will give him this – he is twitter’s most followed user. boasting over 3 million followers, it appears ashton spends more time on the micro-blogging site than making movies these days. “i shut down a website everyday because i send too much traffic there from my twitter feed.” 

he’s drunk with power, people! especially after he won the contest waged against cnn to gain the most followers. when asked by the interviewer at the tech convention about the battle, ashton says he’s “shocked that an individual could have as much influence in [social media] than a media conglomerate.”

it doesn’t look like the twitter king will let up anytime soon. he says it’s just too much fun! the bad news is, as long as twitter keeps growing, ashton’s follower count will as well. and that just means more fun claims to fame from @aplusk!

twitter TMI

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it’s here. and it ain’t going anywhere. the phenom that is ‘twitter’ has hit our nation, and it seems more and more people jump on the bandwagon each day. including celebrities. users up to the millions have begun following these celebs, excited to get a personal peek into their day-to-day. but if you ask me, we’ve experienced quite a bit of tmi if ya know what i mean.

diddy (@iamdiddy) took to his twitter to announce the following update: “Having tantric sex!!!! I feel so much better.!!! Thank you.” no diddy, thank you.

and here we have travis barker (@trvsbrkr), airing some dirty laundry to not just the neighbors, but all of his 176,000 followers. apparently he’s been having some babymomma drama with ex-wife shanna moakler, as per his twitter: “Kids are not to be used as weapons. Deadbeat moms that sleep all day,seeking money, attention like 2 do so. Just hurts the kids in the end.”

wow, harsh. here are some other fun ones. benji madden (@benjaminmadden): “just took a pee.” kelly osbourne (@misskellyo): “Note to self never eat never eat beats they make you fart!!!!!!!!!!! Why wont it stop I’m so embarrassed!!!”