jessica simpson unveils the price of beauty

alright jessica, what’s going on here? i suppose it has to do with the recent backlash about her weight.

the former pop star (i say “former” because let’s face it, she hasn’t had a hit in awhile!) has taken her game back to the world of reality tv.

SHOCKER! another out-of-the-limelight celeb is grasping at fame via reality fame. that trail’s been blazed too many to count, really. she’ll be debuting the price of beauty, in which she travels around the county unveiling what “true” beauty is all about. should be interesting, but reality tv? come on JSimps.

the show’s been added to vh1′s spring lineup, premiering march 15th at 10pm. she even released a single for the show, called who we are.  jessie-poo shares,

“i was inspired to write whenever i got back from traveling the world. we all struggle with the same issues. we all battle self-esteem. it’s just about being good enough for yourself.”

check out a clip below from the first episode, in which jessica travels to a “fattening hut!” so the question is…. will you be tuning in?

minimum-wagers

cbs_get_that_alot_sp_2009__oPtso this isn’t rocket science. what’s funny is funny, and i think CBS got it right with this one. it was just announced that episodes of the april fool’s day special ‘i get that a lot’ have been reordered by CBS.

similar to everyone’s favorite candid camera shows, the situation is this: a real celeb goes to work at a run-of-the-mill restaurant or otherwise obscure place. customers unaware of the prank are then left to stare & wonder. could that really be her/him?? most people will muster up the courage to tell the “employee” that they look like the famous person. to which, and here comes the tv title, the celebs reply yea, i get that a lot.

i absolutely died laughing while watching the pranks. and apparently so did a lot of people because the premeire episode on april 1st garnered nearly ten million viewers! CBS will be airing specials of the show with new celebs each quarter. should be a money-maker! in the meantime, check out heidi klum at a pizza place & jessica simpson as a computer specialist below. 

 

  

mom jeans

jessica simpson has been all up in the news lately, being criticized for her alleged weight gain… which of course i think is ridiculous.

so i would instead like to focus on her fashionable choice of ‘mom jeans’ at a recent concert. while she tried to dazzle them up with a leopard print belt, you can’t deny that they are, in fact, mom jeans.

this immediately took me back to one of my favorite saturday night live skits, a jcpenney ad for a brand of jeans aptly named ‘mom jeans.’ hysterical. snl writers never cease to amaze me!