live at the 2011 Golden Globes

let the fun begin!

5:00 – and here we go. did you catch my red carpet coverage?

5:01 – host ricky gervais: “it’s going to be a night of partying & heavy drinking. or as charlie sheen calls it, breakfast.”

5:03 – i LOVE that ricky just dumped on johnny depp & angelina jolie‘s the tourist. hilarious.

5:04 – ricky on sex & the city 2: “girls, we know how old you are.”

5:06 – no one is safe here! ricky’s already insulted scientologists, hugh hefner, mel gibson, jewish people & “secret” gays!

5:08 – presentor scarlett johansson not looking her best this year.

5:09 – best supporting actor: christian bale, for the fighter! SO HAPPY! what a cute speech.

5:13 – total shocker! sons of anarchy katey sagal takes home the best supporting actress award after being nominated 5 times good for her!

5: 17 – sorry julianne more, but you struck out here. it would’ve been pretty, but that sleeve is getting in the way!

5:22 – “please welcome, ashton kutcher‘s dad, bruce willis!”

5:24 – newbie chris colfer wins best supporting actor in a tv series (comedy) for glee and kids rejoice around the world!

5: 33 – best actor in a tv series (drama): the amazing steve buscemi for boardwalk empire!

5:40 – i guess this means i should start watching boardwalk empire – the newly-crowned best tv series (drama).

5:45 – “he’s alec from the rock, she’s jenny from the block… if the block is that one near rodeo.”

5:48 – there ya go, burlesque. music is your thing… NOT the best picture category.

5:50 – …and the social network takes home it’s first award of the night! (best musical score for a film) will it win best picture as well?

5:55 – wait, why is justin bieber at the Golden Globes?! and i love that his similarly-aged co-presenter hailee steinfeld is taller than him. oh, puberty.

5:59 – toy story 3 wins for best animated feature film! ts3 director to presenters: “were you guys even born when the first toy story movie came out?”

6:00 – words can’t describe how much i love robert downey jr.. “i don’t know if an actress can do her best work until i sleep with her.”

6:03 – called it! annette bening wins best actress in a comedy/musical film for the kids are all right. would you just look at that hair of hers? not her best look.

6:19 – al pacino for you don’t know jack & claire danes for temple grandin taking home awards just as they did at the 2010 Emmy‘s! congrats!

6:25 – thank you steve carrell & tina fey for bringing some laughs! whew, we needed it.

6:26 – best screenplay goes to aaron sorkin for the social network! tina fey: “thank you for ruining our ability to interact in real life.”

6:28 – i love that sorkin did a little shoutout to real-life mark zuckerberg, calling him a true genuis & altruist. he didn’t deserve the negative light that was cast upon him!

6:36 – best foreign language film: “the category that no one in America cares about!” (winner: in a better world)

6:48 – wow, big bang theory is blowin’ up! jim parsons wins for best actor in a tv series (comedy). just got picked up for 3 more years.

6:53 – YES. melissa leo for the fighter takes home best supporting actress in a film (drama).

7:04 – lifetime achievement award to robert deniro. so iconic.

7:15 – …and the social network wins again for best director (david fincher)!

7:28 – paul giamatti of barney’s version takes home the Golden Globe for best actor in a musical/comedy film. NBC keeps preemptively bleeping out speeches since it’s a live show. wonder what he said?

7:35 – best actress in a film (drama) goes to natalie portman for black swan. haven’t seen it, as it would probably scare the crap out of me, but i hear she was brilliant.

7:40 – best motion picture comedy/musical: the kids are all right. i personally didn’t like it, but to each their own!

7:49 – so happy for colin firth (the king’s speech) to have finally won a Golden Globe. well-deserved!

7:54 – almost over! to present the final award of the evening, michael douglas. “there’s gotta be an easier way to get a standing ovation.” (referring to his recent battle with cancer… love his sense of humor about it all!)

7:55 – best picture? the social network! yes, it was good. but i would’ve loved to see inception or the fighter take it home. oh well!

8:00 – welp, that was fun! hope you enjoyed the coverage.

the next justin bieber?

oh it is SO on!

check out this little guy breaking it down like nobody’s business. he’s samplin’ a bit of the robot, the sprinkler and some fierce moonwalking!

he’s got the moves to “make it!” watch out justin bieber… he’s coming for you in 2024.

the biebs is releasing a memoir!

a memoir? oh, justin!

the 16-year-old tween sensation is in high demand. so much so that publisher harper collins has offered him a book deal! i can already hear fangirls squealing across the nation.

make the money while you can, right?

titled justin bieber: first step 2 forever: my story, the book will include stories of his road to stardom and his chart-topping career. there’ll also be never-before-seen photos of “fans afflicted with beiber fever.”

my story hits shelves in october. “this is just another way for me to say thank you to my fans. [i'm] excited to share just a little bit more of my world.”

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justin bieber fever!

it’s the biebs!!

this 16-year-old girl boy has taken the country by storm, one pop song at a time. he’s even landed on the cover of people this week, out april 9th.

congrats, but perhaps people should have cleared the crazy pic with justin beforhand! he tweets:

“dear @peoplemag covershoot, next time i laugh real crazy warn me u r still taking pics…still appreciate u but let’s get on the same page… i look crazy as heck on the cover but if u cant laugh at yourself u ain’t havin fun”.

and listen up tweenies – the little one spills the hot details on this love life in the article… “right now, it’s too difficult ’cause i’m traveling so much”… oh yeah, and because you’re a BABY.

but you have to hand it to him, he’s a star! p.s. i love this hysterical video parody of his songs – you have to watch this!

dear ke$ha, go away soon!

i’m pretty much over “ke$ha.” who’s with me??

she’s been all over lately, her attitude of entitlement causing more attention than her singing. she’s spendin’ more time apologizing than singing! not a good career move. and after her horrific “live” performance on american idol, i’m hoping her 15 minutes will be up soon. she’s ragged on everyone from britney spears to justin bieber… just shut it, ke$ha!

in an interview with maxim, ke$ha said of tweenie hero j.bieber “he’s a tiny little baby! i would love to just push him around on stage in a carriage.” yeah, i’m sure he loved hearing that! she took to her twitter for a grammatically brilliant apology: “dear justin b i am so sorry if my bad joke has hurt your feelings.u r obviouslyso talented andi would never mean to offend u.i think u r rad”

wow, that kinda hurt my eyes just reading that.

but she wasn’t done there! she then was up in headlines for criticizing ms. britney spears! a lyric in one of her older songs was revealed that said: “britney spears… britney, who?” check out her clarification for that below. is it just me or was she lookin’ a wee bit out of it? bizarre!