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you get knocked down, you get right back up! lindsay lohan’s recent on-screen escapades have been less than honorable. did you catch her straight-to-TV movie ‘labor pains‘? yeah, no one else did either.

but another chance has somehow slid across her plate, and she is in no position to turn it down. back in july, director robert rodriguez revealed some details to mtv.com about his latest project – an action flick titled ‘machete.’ “i can’t say too much about it. except that we start shooting in a couple weeks. these things come together very quickly. we’re casting right now, and the script just came out great… there are a lot of people we’re sending it to, big names — but nobody that we’ve signed yet.”

he then added, “lindsay lohan’s cool. there’s actually a cool part in the movie for her — if she takes it.” well, thanks to the world of twitter, we won’t have to wait to find out if ms. lohan joins the rodriguez parade. the lady confirmed via her twitter that she is on board, “something was made official today!!!!!!!!!! http://bit.ly/3CdGfc” (which is the link to ‘machete’s imdb webpage). so there ya have it!

lohan will be working alongside seasoned vertaern robert deniro… so she better keep herself in line lest she get booted for bad behavior. also said to be in the flick is funnyman jonah hill. ‘machete’ follows a highly skilled assassin who is hired to kill a senator when the table are turned.

her labor of love

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lindsay lohan, paparazzi magnet. but why? she doesn’t even DO anything. case in point: her latest movie, ‘labor pains’ is going straight to tv. and no, not on fx or even hbo. her cinematic masterpiece will be debuting on abc family.

it really is quite sad, actually. the poor girl has unraveled in front of our eyes. with all the drama she’s caused on past productions (remember the ‘georgia rule’ fiasco?) lohan has had a tough time convincing studio execs to give her a shot. not only that, but her most recent movie endeavors have all flopped, pushing her further and further down on the list of respected actresses.

‘labor pains’ centers around a down-on-her-luck girl who pretends to be pregnant in order to gain some sympathy. yes, it sounds magical. it will debut in your very own living room on july 19th at 8/7c.  check out the trailer below to hold you over until then!

tabloid gold

 

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we are all fully aware of the familial troubles of the gosselin fam, but the tabloids don’t think we’ve had enough.

exhibit a through z: the millions of covers the husband & wife team have appeared on in the last month. okay we get it – they may or may not have royally screwed up. wanna know why they keep digging in the gosselin gossip? they are tabloid gold.

the lucky mag that broke the story of jon’s alleged affair sold over 1 million copies, which is a 100k boost from what they were selling before. all others that followed? just as prosperous. us weekly editor janice min believes that jon & kate’s reality tv show helped readers feel a close connection to the family. when things started to go wrong, it hit people a little harder than would, say, lindsay lohan’s latest breakdown. the saddest thing? the gosselin’s troubles seem far from over. and people magazine is the latest to cash in with their cover story on jon’s side of the story. it just won’t stop!