bothered

words cannot express the hilarity of this jimmy fallon bit. the late-night host premiered his latest brainchild last night, a series of parodies called ‘robert is bothered.’ fallon imitates ‘twilight’ superstar robert pattinson in the sketch, and talks about things that bother him. he even got a little website up and running. 

complete with shag-a-licious hair and a thick british accent, fallon succeeds in bringing robert to life. have you ever seen a robert pattinson interview? he is just as charming as ever, but you can’t deny he acts just a little bit kooky.

in the video above, ‘robert’ talks about how he is bothered by discovery channel’s shark week because sharks, in some ways, mimic vampires. “sharks bite people when they smell blood,” he says. “sound familiar? oh yeah, wait, they’re like vampires. copy-cat fishes. copy-fishes!”

all i can say is i hope jimmy plans on making this a weekly segment. pattinson has spent all of his fame thus far being utterly adored – let’s poke fun at him a bit!

oh angelina

i reaaallly hate to say this, but i was officially disappointed in anglina jolie last night at the SAG awards. first off, she had a major ‘tude with e!’s guiliana depandi. she just seemed so high & mighty. very short, very drab.

she got super touchy when guiliana asked a question about brad pitt, and see here’s the thing – okay, fine, you don’t want to talk about your very PUBLIC relationship with another actor? then don’t do magazine covers (‘people,’ ‘vanity fair’). and also… don’t be a celebrity. it is part of the job that entertainment reporters are gonna ask about your life! everyone else will play along at least a little bit. but oh no, not her! check out her obnoxiousness below:

do you agree? tude-alicious! and then when it came to her fashion choice, i again was a bit disappointed. let’s be honest, she is quite gorgeous. but i don’t think her dress showcased that at all! and it was verrrry boring. and was almost the exact same dress she wore to the Golden Globes just 2 weeks prior. in my opinion, she was definitely not one of the best dressed!

Golden Globes

 

 

SAG awards