trashy or classy: mariah’s preggo shoots

yikes, mariah carey! i never thought pregnancy could look so… (excuse me for saying this)… TRASHY!

when her life & style cover came out last week, i thought, okay that’s a little iffy. the lighting and the pose scream YUCK, but she’s preggers so let her have some fun. then i saw her OK! cover and i about died.

marrrrr-iah. what were you thinking letting hubby nick cannon grab your breasts on the cover of a magazine! pregnancy shots usually focus on the impending baby not how sexy you are!

this is just all kinds of weird. well, to each their own i suppose. mariah’s twins (one boy & one girl) are due late april. if you can stomach it, click here to see more awkward shots of preggo mariah & nick!

 

 

adam lambert a mentor?!

mariah carey, neil diamond, dolly parton, usher, mick jagger… adam lambert?! clearly, american idol had one thing in mind when selecting adam lambert as their next mentor judge: money.

promoting lambert on the show is essentially free marketing for the idol peeps & their label. because they clearly weren’t thinking about music industry experience! this guy’s been around for what – 10.5 minutes? annoying.

adam will be mentoring tonight on idol – april 13th. alright i get it, it’s your show, you wanna promote your own people. but how about some previous idols with proven success stories… (aka carrie underwood, kelly clarkson)

regardless, the queen of glam will be mentoring on tuesday’s show, and performing on wednesday. are you excited? or like me… annoyed?

diva mariah carey

i am literally speechless. this lady is delusional with a capital D!! diva extraordinaire mariah carey has just about had enough of gettin’ older. so much so that she’s done with it!

from now on, she’ll be celebrating anniversaries of previous birthdays. uh, what?! a recent post on her fansite makes reference to her b-day. a very vague reference, that is!

“i came to have a party!” it’s almost time to put on your favorite ensemble, pop open a bottle of angel champagne (only if you’re of age and aren’t making any speeches!) and migrate to the flantastic celebration that only happens once a year.

on saturday, march 27, our one and only diva mariah carey celebrates the anniversary of her 12th birthday! mariahdailyjournal cordially invites you to join us in wishing mariah the most spectacular and, of course, festive anniversary ever!

ha! i love the reference to her alcohol-influenced acceptance speech at the palm springs international film festival. oh and if you’re curious, and a bit more normal than the likes of ms. carey, she actually just turned the big 4-0!

the fashion report: 2010 Academy Awards

ahhh, the red carpet. this year, i had so much to say that i even live-blogged it. i gotta a lot of opinions… apparently.

the ladies above had me over the moon in awe. kate beckinsale – i dunno, maybe it’s just her rockin’ bod – but she looked incredible in this kaufman franco gown. and playing up her curves big time was j.lo in this little number by giorgio armani prive.

another favorite was glee star lea michele in oscar de la renta. she got it right at the globes too! however, maybe it’s time to go for some color? she’s a fan of black.

penelope cruz chose the gorgeous red ensemble by donna karan. as far as i’m concerned, she can do no wrong. and wrapping out my fave top 5 is rachel mcadams… holy beautiful! she rocked this watercolor elie saab gown. pure perfection.

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and now for the worst. i almost gagged looking at a few of these. sarah jessica parker leads the pack with this beyond fugly canary-yellow dress by chanel. what’s with the darn neck scarf? and i’m hating the shapelessness. nicole richie was arm candy to fiance joel madden, who DJ’ed the event. unforch, she got it oh-so-wrong in this elvira-esque reen acra dress. stripes at the oscars? i don’t think so.

and charlize. ohhhh charlize what the HECK were you thinking?? the lavender boob-cupping is not flattering. this is one time dior couture was not a good look for her. definitely my “worst dressed” for the evening! now, diane kruger wasn’t quite so bad. i actually would’ve liked her chanel choice had it not been interrupted mid-way by those ruffles. close, but no cigar.

zoe saldana’s gown had the makings of a gorgeous dress… great fit, inventive, sparkly and purple. until the camera panned down to the bottom. what the balls? (literally) this givenchy gown was stirrin’ up quite the controversy. she looks like a paper mache project! and my favorite, as one reporter put it, “how do you say UGLY in na’vi?”

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and for good measure, i threw in two gentlemen that got it right. first we have my celeb crush ryan reynolds in a classic tom ford tux. you can never go wrong with a good-fitting suit! i have to hand it to robert downey jr. for being inventive here. while i don’t love the blue sunglasses, i am a hug fan of the blue bow tie. his lanvin tuxedo even coordinated well with his wife’s! now, that’s cute.

alright, so what are you thinkin’? agree or disagree on my best/worsts?

3 for 4

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the ‘vh1 divas’ concert is back! bet you never knew it left, huh? apparently the network put the show on hiatus for four years. but not to worry, vh1 is prepping for the big show’s comeback in september. with performers in the past like mariah carey & aretha franklin, i was interested to see who they tapped for this year’s concert. well, the ladies have just been announced.

leona lewis? check; she’s an absolute powerhouse. adele & kelly clarkson? definitely have proved their staying power. but miley cyrus? she’s 16 for pete’s sake. the concert is touted as having ”legendary” performers… i don’t really think miley can quite be legendary at the age of 16. yes, she’s got a large tween following, but let’s be honest – her vocals are nowhere NEAR the likes of past ‘divas’ performers.

regardless, the ladies will belt out their hits live on vh1 on september 17th, 9/8c. the network just released the following info with more details on the big she-bang: “for the first time ever, these leading ladies at the top of their musical game will perform together live at the howard gilman opera house in brooklyn, new york.  continuing in true ’divas’ tradition, the evening will feature a night of unforgettable performances from various performers, presenters and special guests. additional performers & presenters will be annonced in the coming weeks.”

mariah’s new man

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self-proclaimed diva extraordinaire mariah carey pulled an interesting move yesterday. far be it for me to mock her ‘creativity,’ but i think this move was the opposite of constructive.

while shooting the video for her new single ‘obsessed,’ carey decided to nix the male lead and just play it herself. yeah, i know… weird. director brett ratner apparently ok’ed it, and let her shine in all her manly glory. there is some talk that mariah is responding via video to rapper eminem. while eminem denies any malicious wrongdoing, mariah and her man nick cannon took offense to some of the claims made in the rapper’s single ‘bagpipes from baghdad.’

hmmm maybe it’s just me, but i don’t see how dressing up as a (very convincing) man does much to get back at someone. perhaps its just a publicity stunt. check out the lyrics for mariah’s new single ‘obsessed,’ and you be the judge: “why are you so obsessed with me/ boy, i wanna know/ lying that you’re sexing me/ when everybody knows/ it’s clear that you’re upset with me….you’re delusional/boy, you’re losing your mind.”