christina hendricks is amazing

hallelujah! and hallelujah one more time for good measure! mad men‘s christina hendricks has been named the america’s most beautiful woman by esquire magazine. so, so deserving.

she just exudes “sexy!” the actress, who received a whopping 30 per cent of the votes, appears on the cover of the the mag’s may issue.

following closely behind the mad men bombshell was previous winner megan fox with 14 % of the votes and victoria’s secret model adriana lima, who earned 17 %. as gorgeous as she is, her interview was even better. check out some highlights below on her “letter to men”:

We love your body. If we’re in love with you, we love your body. Your potbelly, everything. Even if you’re insecure about something, we love your body. You feel like you’re not this or that? We love your body. We embrace everything. Because it’s you.

We remember forever what you say about the bodies of other women. When you mention in passing that a certain woman is attractive — could be someone in the office, a woman on the street, a celebrity, any woman in the world, really — your comment goes into a steel box and it stays there forever. We will file the comment under “Women He Finds Attractive.”

We also remember everything you say about our bodies, be it good or bad. Doesn’t matter if it’s a compliment. Could be just a comment. Those things you say are stored away in the steel box, and we remember these things verbatim. We remember what you were wearing and the street corner you were standing on when you said it.

Remember what we like… I mentioned this three or four weeks ago and talked about it briefly, but he was really listening to me. And he actually went out and researched and found this thing for me. It was amazing.

Stand up, open a door, offer a jacket. We talk about it with our friends after you do it. We say, “Can you believe he stood up when I approached the table?” It makes us feel important. And it makes you important because we talk about it.

No shorts that go below the knee. The ones almost like capri pants, the ones that hover somewhere between the kneecap and the calf? Enough with those shorts. They are the most embarrassing pants in the world. They should never be worn. No woman likes those.

There are better words than beautiful. Radiant, for instance. It’s an underused word. It’s a very special word. “You are radiant.” Also, enchanting, smoldering, intoxicating, charming, fetching.

Marriage changes very little. Intelligence and humor (and your smell) are what get you laid. That’s what got you laid when you were single. That’s what gets you laid when you’re married. Everything still works in marriage: especially intelligence and humor. Because the sexiest thing is to know you.

almost perfect

this just in: megan fox has a flaw! i know, who woulda known?

ms. fox starred in her very own superbowl commercial this past weekend, which featured her promoting a motorola phone in – where else? – a bathtub. but when it came time for megan to show off the phone in a close-up, she enlisted the help of a stunt thumb!

apparently the little lady has brachydactyly which means she’s got a bit of a clubbed thumb (see picture). about 1 in 1,000 people “suffer” from the condition so she and her misshapen thumb are not alone.

considering the 30-second commersh cost about $3 million to air, it’s clear motorola was taking no chances when it came to the perfection of their ad. take a look at the commercial below, stunt thumb and all.

one foxy host

sure she’s gorrrrgeous, but can she be funny? megan fox of ‘transformer’s fame is headlining ’saturday night live’s’ season 35th premiere tonight as the sketch show’s host.  she & cast member andy samberg put together a series of web promos for the big show – check them out above.

based on the promos, i’d be surprised if every skit didn’t focus on her good looks. let’s face it – the girl ain’t famous for her acting. her latest flick, ‘jennifer’s body,’ bombed big time at the box office. but the ‘snl’ cast is known for being able to carry guest hosts along – anyone recall the michael phelps episode?! – so i’m sure meggy will be just fine.

although, i gotta admit, she’s a fairly awkward person. the lady appeared on the jimmy fallon show this past thursday to discuss her upcoming ‘snl’ debut, and things got kinda strange. apparently she’s scared of touching paper? in any case, tonight’s the big night. megan will bring her crazy to nyc and we’ll see if she gets our laughs. also starring with megan will be musical guest u2. go big or go home, megs!

peer pressure

there’s no question that actress megan fox is gorgeous. but can that help her on the big screen? her first couple of endeavors – the ‘transformers’ series – aren’t good indicators of her film success as those would’ve been huge either way. perhaps we’ll see in her next project. fox stars in a dark comedy ’jennifer’s body‘ written by diablo cody (‘juno’) due out september 18th.
 
okay, tell me. does this sounds like something you’d wanna see? megan plays a sexy cheerleader popular with both the girls & the boys. in attempt to get a record deal, fox’s character engages in a satanic ritual that ends up leaving her possessed by a demon. the demon in her proceeds to murder – and eat – boys in her high school. amanda seyfried (‘mean girls,’ ‘mamma mia’) plays the best friend trying to stop all the killings. ummmm…
 
in any case, the edgy megan fox took to making a psa to promote the upcoming release of the film. see the vid, after the jump! (mind the language) “every year,” she says “thousands of kids entering our high schools, succumbing to terrible peer pressure. let’s face it, high school can be tough and kids can be cruel. picking on others for just being different.” she continues “well, i say f— ‘em cuz they don’t know s—. what really matters is being yourself and if that includes slowly killing and then eating every boy at your school, then i say do it. because nothing’s more important than just being who you are.”
 

biting the hand

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didn’t anyone ever tell megan fox ‘don’t bite the hand that feeds you’? maybe she was too busy being the fantasy girl of every guy in the world.

while on her whirlwind press tour for ‘transformers 2,’ megan was asked how much of her acting skills she employed in the flick. “seven percent. on the new one, i tried. but unless you’re a seasoned veteran, working with michael bay is not about an acting experience.” uhhhh, megan? watch it. you’re not THAT famous.

turns out this isn’t the first time she’s voiced this opinion. when the first ‘transformers’ premiered, she sniped: “people are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.”

well, director michael bay was not going to take this lying down, and replied in true hollywood form. “well, that’s megan fox for you. she says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23-years-old and she still has a lot of growing to do. you roll your eyes when you see statements like that… nobody in the world knew about megan fox until i found her and put her in ‘transformers.’ looks like we got a full-fledged feud on our hands!