the biebs is releasing a memoir!

a memoir? oh, justin!

the 16-year-old tween sensation is in high demand. so much so that publisher harper collins has offered him a book deal! i can already hear fangirls squealing across the nation.

make the money while you can, right?

titled justin bieber: first step 2 forever: my story, the book will include stories of his road to stardom and his chart-topping career. there’ll also be never-before-seen photos of “fans afflicted with beiber fever.”

my story hits shelves in october. “this is just another way for me to say thank you to my fans. [i'm] excited to share just a little bit more of my world.”

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the crush of a terrorist

whitneyosama

here’s two people that you never thought you’d say in the same sentence! osama bin laden and whitney houston. what’s linking these two together? apparently bin laden is obsessed with whitney’s music! novelist kola boof documented her experience as a osama bin laden’s sex slave in her memoir diary of a lost girl. in the book, boof reveals some interesting details into the life of her captor.

she said of bin laden, “he told me whitney houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen… he said that he had a paramount desire for her, and although he claimed music was evil he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar.” perhaps he would take some time off from terrorizing people to spark up his love life?

bin laden also was said to have copies of tabloid & playboy magazines in his briefcase. another weird fact? the man loves his American tv! his fave shows were ‘the wonder years,’ ‘miami vice,’ & macgyver!’ so let me get this straight – he condemns western culture as being of the devil, yet he’s all about our music, tv & “reading materials.” you learn something new every day…