ask ashley

no, she won’t go away. especially not now! shamed new york governor eliot spitzer had a little run-around with call girl ashley dupre. and now the little lady thinks she’s got wisdom to share.

when the press uncovered tiger woods’ 14 (gasp!) mistresses, dupre opened her mouth with “advice” for the young women caught up in the scandal. well it appears that the new york post was listening, because they gone and hired her as an advice columnist! for reals. check out this extremely painful-to-watch promo video for her new gig.

ask her ANYthing, she says. she’ll be the inspiration for home-wreckers, mistresses, and hookers everywhere!

the tonight show, conan style

sir conan has officially taken the reigns from 17-year late night king jay leno. and after much hype, he pulled off a smooth transition. although there were some setbacks: o’brien’s new show suffered a few painful reviews. new york post tv critic linda stasi criticized the rotation of “sketch upon sketch” that were at times “painfully unfunny.”

apparently the viewers didn’t quite agree! conan’s tonight show premiered to the highest overnight draw for ‘the tonight show ‘ since 2005. while we won’t know what the exact viewer count was until next week, we do know that he opened with a 7.1 rating/17 share. pretty decent!

conan should be ready, though, for people to pick apart his first year. while monday’s hefty ratings were celebrated, tuesday’s ran with a 30% viewer drop-off. critics of course are already hounding the funny man for the variance in ratings. it’s been two days, people! lay off ‘em. me thinks he’ll do just fine.

ski shocker

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sadly, very sadly, some news has emerged concerning actress natasha richardson. richardson & husband liam neeson have been married since 1994, and have 2 young sons. while in montreal, richardson took to the slopes on mont tremblant. during a ski lesson gone bad, richardson took a minor tumble which seemed harmless as she began walking & even joking directly after.

it appears later on in the night, she started complaining of headaches. while there are conflicting reports, the new york post now claims richardson experienced some brain swelling and as a result is now brain dead. she has been flown back to new york, where she is being joined by her family. a statement from the family is said to be released wednesday. let’s just hope for the best!