bridalplasty… is this for real?

this has GOT to be a joke.

another horrific example of taking reality TV to the next level. the E! channel is prepping for the premiere of their next disaster of a show, bridalplasty.

“brides-to-be compete in challenges to earn plastic-surgery procedures in a quest to win their ultimate dream wedding.”

yup, you read that right. E! will be moving 12 brides into a mansion to compete for nips, tucks, stretches and pulls to help “look their best” before their big day. because, you know, that’s what it’s all about, right? each bride will meet with a plastic surgeon before the competition begins to write up their procedure “wish list.”

when she wins a round, she gets to go under the knife for anything from botox to breast implants to a tummy tuck or whatever else the lady desires. bridalplasty premieres on sunday, november 28th at 9:00pm. will YOU be tuning in?

squat & squeeze

heidimontagcheckkkkk it out! do you want to look like heidi montag? well all you need is a nose job, a boob job, and THIS workout video! i say go for it. the 22-year-old reality tv star has taken her “fame” to the fitness world for her very own workout routine.

for only $19.95 you can find out all of heidi’s secrets! complete with butt squeezes & skimpy outfits, i’m sure this is her best work yet. montag opened up to self magazine about the vid: “the e-book is a healthy lifestyle to adapt and adjust your body to every day. you can download exercises, a plan to break-down what you should do each day, a whole health plan – it’s really a lifestyle of fitness.”

but what i really love is her mention of her hard work… i mean, her plastic surgery endeavors. “the fun thing about surgery is that they always have new things and you can always try things. i’m not sure what’s on that list right now, but i’m sure as i get older, i’ll want to keep up with maintenance as most hollywood does.” doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose of a workout video? why work out when you can just get it lifted & sucked out? well, heidi, i think i’ll pass on the video, thanks.