miley gets a 3.4M pad?

miley cyrus is 17. seventeen years old. and is moving into a 3.4 million mansion in toluca lake. but not to fret, billy ray, she’s just a few 100 feet away!

why is this happening, i ask you? more deets on the mansion…

“the pop star’s new spanish-style hacienda home is 4,045 sq feet in size and has four bedrooms and 4.5 bathrooms plus a tennis court and pool.

there is a formal dining room with french doors that open to the yard, a wood-paneled study, and a state-of-the-art kitchen with a center island, granite counter tops, several sky lights, and a menu planning area.”

sounds dreamy! and if that wasn’t enough space for one person, she’s also got a 2-bedroom guest house on the property. this way, all her disney buddies can get their own room when they have sleepovers!

get gaga some food!

dear lady gaga, it’s called food. eat some of it!! okay, okay. it’s not our place to speculate. but, come on!

the international pop star burst onto the scene less than two years ago. her quirky attitude and artistic prowess have catapulted her to the top of the charts. that’s all well & good… but take a look at the toll it’s had on her!

her latest music video for telephone has bloggers & critics focusing on one thing: her weight. i may be weirded out by her interviews and her outfits, but one thing is for sure – she’s talented. and it sucks to see that, after all her female empowerment words of wisdom, it would appear she has given in to the demands of fame.

gaga is seen to the left as a skin-and-bones version of herself in one of telephone‘s dance sequences. one blogger even put it:

“the first dance sequence is all about…honestly, it’s about how skinny lady gaga has become. while she was certainly slim at the start of her career, her weight was still in the realm of normal, and it was refreshing to see someone in the industry flaunting healthy-looking thighs with such reckless abandon. that girl has been replaced with the “incredible shrinking woman”, adhering to cookie-cutter expectations of what pop stars should look like. how’s that for being a groundbreaking artist? perhaps we needn’t look much further to explain the strange accent she’s adopted and her ridiculously slow response time in interviews—this girl is HUNGRY.”

and it seems the problem is growing! the lady was in new zealand this past saturday, and nearly collapsed on stage. check the video below – around the 1:30 mark – to see her begin sitting and even lying down during bad romance. she’s on the verge of wrapping up her 100+ show tour, a feat that even the healthiest of stars would struggle with. ya can’t argue that this girl needs break.

jessica simpson unveils the price of beauty

alright jessica, what’s going on here? i suppose it has to do with the recent backlash about her weight.

the former pop star (i say “former” because let’s face it, she hasn’t had a hit in awhile!) has taken her game back to the world of reality tv.

SHOCKER! another out-of-the-limelight celeb is grasping at fame via reality fame. that trail’s been blazed too many to count, really. she’ll be debuting the price of beauty, in which she travels around the county unveiling what “true” beauty is all about. should be interesting, but reality tv? come on JSimps.

the show’s been added to vh1′s spring lineup, premiering march 15th at 10pm. she even released a single for the show, called who we are.  jessie-poo shares,

“i was inspired to write whenever i got back from traveling the world. we all struggle with the same issues. we all battle self-esteem. it’s just about being good enough for yourself.”

check out a clip below from the first episode, in which jessica travels to a “fattening hut!” so the question is…. will you be tuning in?