perez for american idol?

unless you’ve been holed up under a rock, you know that american idol‘s beloved simon cowell plans on parting ways with the ratings king at the end of this season.  so that leaves randy jackson, kara dioguardi and newly-minted ellen degeneres to hold down the judge’s fort. room for one more?

well, that’s what perez hilton is hoping for. the self-proclaimed celebrity and gossip blogger is campaigning - hard – to take over cowell’s spot. see his desperate plea above! it doesn’t sound like he has much of a case, considering his biggest rationale for hopping on the idol stage centers around the fact that he’s “gay.” oh really? because we weren’t quite sure.

my thoughts closely mirror this guy‘s comment… “if this douche nozzle ever ended up on idol, i would never watch it again!!” but others, like simon cowell himself, think perez might be a good fit. please, spare us!

flats to the rescue

rollasole

this is revolutionary! well, at least for club-hoppin’ ladies it is. uk shoe company rollasole has come up with an idea that lends a helping hand to fans of high heels. it’s a gosh darn vending machine for ballet flats! brills!

on their website, rollasole explains the rationale behind it all. “the best nightclub shoes are painful, precarious & painfully pointy.” rollasole to the rescue! their well-placed vending machines allow girls to purchase cute flats in which to saunter home in after a long night. all for around 8 bucks. the flats also include a bag, which help in carrying home the wounded soldiers (aka your stilettos).

rollasole creator matt horan says his eureka moment came after getting tired of giving his girlfriend a piggyback home every saturday night. makes sense – men don’t understand why we wear shoes that hurt. especially when we complain about them all night. hey, i get it… it’s worth it! i love me some high heels. now if only we could get some rollasole vending machines in the us of a!