oprah’s last hurrah

get your earplugs out! oprah’s doin’ it up big for her farewell season.

today marks the beginning of the end as she prepares to say goodbye to the cash-king oprah winfrey show after 25 years. and of course, the season premiere starts with a bang (see above)!

it’s jooooohhhhn travooooltaaaaaa!! but that’s not the exciting part: it was revealed today the iconic talk show host handed out 8-day all-expense paid trips to AUSTRALIA to the 300 audience members!

darnit, i’m running out of time to score an oprah hand-out. i suppose i better plan that trip to chi-town! because you KNOW she’ll have even more tricks up her sleeve for her last hurrah…

who’s comin’ with me?

queen tyra

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does she even realize how vain she is? tyra banks, ladies & gentlemen! ever since the launch of her talk show, tyra finds some way to make every segment all about her. and the season premiere of tyty’s 5th season will be no different!

the lovely lady has decided to make the premiere, september 8th “national real hair day!” she actually created her own holiday. i think what tyra doesn’t realize is that most of us ‘normal’ people don’t have hairstylists… therefore ‘real hair day’ is everyday.

tyra says: “this season on ‘the tyra show’ we’re taking it to the next level and getting more real than ever before by encouraging women everywhere to own and rock what they’ve got and be proud! for the season 5 premiere, i will be doing just that – no fake hair, i’m rocking my REAL hair. this will all be going down on september8, 2009, which we’re declaring national real hair day! we welcome everyone to go natural with me!”

wanna see tyra’s real hair? and also see ladies wearing strange nude bodysuits? i’m assuming the answer to those questions is ‘no.’ if it happens to be ‘yes’ (weirdos), then you can tune in the the cw to celebrate our God-given hair!

jon & kate plus the d-word

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there are simply no words. i used to watch TLC’s ‘jon & kate plus 8′ to get away from it all. ridiculously adorable kids and funny moments made for the perfect tv relief. but then, it happened. it’s no secret that this family has fallen into the media frenzy of fame & gossip. and oh how the people love it – the premiere of season 5 was the most-watched show ever on TLC, with 9.8 million viewers.

let it be said: just like anyone in the limelight, we cannot truly speculate what is going on in their life, what they’re thinking, what they’re going through, etc. but what i can do is comment on what i’ve seen as a viewer of their show.

through the past 4 seasons, let’s be honest, kate has changed so much. even from just the last season, it seems almost eerie how different she acts. in the season premiere alone, kate talked more about her personal endeavors than ever before. it’s a no-brainer that she loves her children & has worked hard to make a great life for them. BUT it simply doesn’t add up. she spent probably half the episode talking about the paparazzi & her “career.” she started to tear up and immediately stopped as she “didn’t want to ruin her makeup”. and jon… where the heck was he? despite issues between he and his wife, you can’t just take off for a weekend. my heart broke when little alexis said “daddy i don’t want you to leave anymore…”

i’m not the expert, but i do know that it takes 2 to make a marriage work. not a magazine, not a tv show. the worst thing you can do is publicly bash each other (kate: “well, i’m doing it on my own. by myself. jon decided he needed a weekend off,” then rolls her eyes). and then it hits rock-bottom. kate introduced the dreaded d-word. once you admit that divorce is a possibility, it becomes an inevitability. they say that their family is their number one priority, and if it really is, then get rid of the tv show. get rid of the rumored $75,000 per episode. and get back your LIFE.