and there it is, the only darn thing i can stand about glee: jane lynch. i respect those “gleeks,” but i just canNOT get into this show. but here we are, they gave me some jane without having to watch the highschool musical!

late bloomer jane lynch has taken the world by storm these last few years, making hysterical appearances in fan faves like the 40 year old virgin, talladega nights, role models, and best in show. and now she’s charming the pants off america as cheerleading coach sue sylvester in glee.

sue’s corner is a segment intended to let sue have at it with things that bug her. and in this episode, it’s all about “sneaky gays!” loving her.

“gone are the days of oscar wilde, liberache, homosexuals so flaming that they can be seen from space. why, nowadays sneaky gays are everywhere… you could be sitting next to a sneaky gay right now, and you’d never even know it. we should be able to see a gay comin’ from a mile away.. so swish it up, gays! because if i can’t tell who’s gay, then how will i know who to judge?”

robert pattinson is… bothered! the vampire was portrayed hilariously by jimmy fallon on his late night show – and shared exactly why valentine’s day “bothers” him. flowers, candy, the shapes of hearts… it’s all part of pattinson’s party pooper rant. check it out above.

alright, here’s my plea. robbie boy is set to appear on jimmy’s show on march 1st to promote his latest flick, ‘remember me.’ (which, actually looks pretty interesting.) i hope jimmy can convince robert to help him spoof the “bothered” segment. make it happen!

does she even realize how vain she is? tyra banks, ladies & gentlemen! ever since the launch of her talk show, tyra finds some way to make every segment all about her. and the season premiere of tyty’s 5th season will be no different!

the lovely lady has decided to make the premiere, september 8th “national real hair day!” she actually created her own holiday. i think what tyra doesn’t realize is that most of us ‘normal’ people don’t have hairstylists… therefore ‘real hair day’ is everyday.

tyra says: “this season on ‘the tyra show’ we’re taking it to the next level and getting more real than ever before by encouraging women everywhere to own and rock what they’ve got and be proud! for the season 5 premiere, i will be doing just that – no fake hair, i’m rocking my REAL hair. this will all be going down on september8, 2009, which we’re declaring national real hair day! we welcome everyone to go natural with me!”

wanna see tyra’s real hair? and also see ladies wearing strange nude bodysuits? i’m assuming the answer to those questions is ‘no.’ if it happens to be ‘yes’ (weirdos), then you can tune in the the cw to celebrate our God-given hair!

words cannot express the hilarity of this jimmy fallon bit. the late-night host premiered his latest brainchild last night, a series of parodies called ‘robert is bothered.’ fallon imitates ‘twilight’ superstar robert pattinson in the sketch, and talks about things that bother him. he even got a little website up and running. 

complete with shag-a-licious hair and a thick british accent, fallon succeeds in bringing robert to life. have you ever seen a robert pattinson interview? he is just as charming as ever, but you can’t deny he acts just a little bit kooky.

in the video above, ‘robert’ talks about how he is bothered by discovery channel’s shark week because sharks, in some ways, mimic vampires. “sharks bite people when they smell blood,” he says. “sound familiar? oh yeah, wait, they’re like vampires. copy-cat fishes. copy-fishes!”

all i can say is i hope jimmy plans on making this a weekly segment. pattinson has spent all of his fame thus far being utterly adored – let’s poke fun at him a bit!