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shut your pie hole, levi! regardless on whether or not you like republican vice-presidential nominee sarah palin, i think we can all agree that this media monger has got to stop. after palin’s daughter bristol and boyfriend levi johnston had their baby & split up, the new daddy has embarked on a massive smear campaign. because, let’s be honest, how else will he make money?

johnston has opened up to vanity fair in an exclusive interview to be published in their september issue. entitled “me and mrs. palin,” levi shares insider details on palin family drama. of sarah and husband todd’s marriage, levi says “there was a lot of talk of divorce in that house.” he goes on about sarah’s mothering skills: “even before she was nominated, there wasn’t much parenting in that house… the kids would do it all themselves: cook, clean, do the laundry, and get ready for school.”

according to levi, there was even some master plan for sarah to adopt bristol’s baby? “she told me that once Bristol had the baby she and todd would adopt him…i think sarah wanted to make bristol look good, and she didn’t want people to know that her 17-year-old daughter was going to have a kid.” is any of it true? we have no idea. but it speaks volumes about his maturity level – that he is willing to publicly degrade the mother and extended family of his child. levi, there’s a little something we like to call DIGNITY. go find yourself some!

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usually i try to keep my posting about reality tv stars to a minimum. why draw attention to the fact that they are famous for doing nothing? but i just couldn’t help myself on this one.

ex-’the hills’ star lauren conrad will be featured on the cover of shape magazine’s september issue. well, at least i think that’s lauren conrad. it’s hard to tell with all the photo-shopped goodness!

it just seems a bit unnecessary, yes? her face is noticeably different. we all know what she looks like so why all the re-touching. critiques have already surfaced on the web. lauren is already in such great shape that she didn’t need the computerized help, most commentators believe.

regardless, lc will don her orange swimsuit with pride when the september issue comes out. for now, you can catch a lauren conrad original workout in shape magazine here.