‘the voice’ to overthrow ‘american idol’?

ask anyone – they’ll tell you i’ve been a fan of american idol for years.

it was only about a week ago that i realized i’m OVER IT. i mean, sure new judges jennifer lopez and steven tyler are cool but the show has lost its edge. every single performance is dubbed “amazing” and “ground-breaking” and just all-around perfect. where’s the fun in that? without simon cowell, there’s no spark, no discord and certainly no real opinions given.

so… with that being said, i’m now even more interested to see the 2 new singing competitions hitting the market this year: NBC’s the voice and FOX’s the x factor. the voice premieres april 26th and features a fresh new set of music judges – maroon 5′s adam levine, cee lo green, country star blake shelton and christina aguilera.

judging from the first 12 minutes of the show (check it out above), i can say the voice has some real promise. the judges sure have a great camaraderie and you can tell they’re having a blast. plus, the format is WAY different than anything we’ve ever seen which will definitely attract viewers.

cue, the x factor. very similar to american idol, but they’ve got mr. cowell. and he’s priceless! this one we’re gonna have to wait awhile on… it’s not hittin’ TV until september. so far the only confirmed judges are simon himself and music mogul l.a. reid, but we’ve heard rumors of jessica simpson, katy perry, and even mariah carey joining the judges panel too.

so, which one has more promise? it’s tough to tell. we’ll just have to wait and see!

boyfriend of the year, simon cowell

man, i musta picked the wrong guy! it seems american idol judge/billionaire simon cowell has a heart of gold, despite how it may appear on TV. after splitting with longtime girlfriend terri seymour, cowell has quickly moved on!

and oh man, has this new lady hit the jackpot. makeup artist mezhgan hussainy and mr. simon have been in the land of love ever since their start – so much so that simon even popped the question! yup, they’re engaged. awkward much for ex-gf seymour? (they dated for 6 years!)

the future mrs. cowell celebrated her 37th birthday this past week, and no expense was spared. simon has reportedly purchased his lady love a luxury 1954 jaguar convertible priced at over $120,000! and that ain’t it…

“red roses, french lingerie, prada bags, you name it. he gives her something new practically every day. one particularly sweet surprise was private his-and-hers swedish massages in their london hotel room.”

sure, when you make $75 million A YEAR! congratulations mezhgan, you scored big time! see below for some preciousness from the lovebirds – especially simon! – on the tonight show with jay leno.

perez for american idol?

unless you’ve been holed up under a rock, you know that american idol‘s beloved simon cowell plans on parting ways with the ratings king at the end of this season.  so that leaves randy jackson, kara dioguardi and newly-minted ellen degeneres to hold down the judge’s fort. room for one more?

well, that’s what perez hilton is hoping for. the self-proclaimed celebrity and gossip blogger is campaigning - hard – to take over cowell’s spot. see his desperate plea above! it doesn’t sound like he has much of a case, considering his biggest rationale for hopping on the idol stage centers around the fact that he’s “gay.” oh really? because we weren’t quite sure.

my thoughts closely mirror this guy‘s comment… “if this douche nozzle ever ended up on idol, i would never watch it again!!” but others, like simon cowell himself, think perez might be a good fit. please, spare us!