taylor “trainwreck” momsen

oh me oh my. this 16-year-old is a bit confused. even more so than before!

okay, we get it – you’re EDGY!

with ever-present raccoon eyes and lingerie-themed attire, taylor seems to be reveling in the “i’m a big girl, treat me like one” attitude. her latest? publicly announcing that her best friend is her vibrator. classy!

of her music, she says:

“i’m not looking to be miley fuc**ing cyrus. i don’t care about the fame. i do it because i love music… i’m not dissing miley personally. however, i do think the disney bubblegum shi** that the world is living right now is pathetic. i thought we passed that repression… people will be surprised by [our] record. i mean, it’s a rock record. our record is a life record. it confronts everything head on. it’s death, love, drugs, sex, religion, politics.”

peep her latest display of celebrity – the music video for her band the pretty reckless’ miss nothing in which she recreates the last supper.  crawling suggestively on a tabletop toward older men. making’ you proud, mom?

16 going on 40

504x_sept09coverTEENVOGUE

16-year-old ‘gossip girl’ actress taylor momsen is this month’s teen vogue cover girl. that’s all well & good until you actually read the article. this little lady comes off very – well, strange. here are some highlights that might have you scratching your head.

forced into the spotlight: “i kind of grew up in front of the camera:  i started modeling when i was two. i was never pushed into it, but i never really chose it either.

don’t try to tell her she needs an education! “i found high school kind of boring i’m an artist; i’m not going to use trigonometry.”

too much, too soon: ”i’m taking college classes online — i want to major in language arts… for most people, college is a place where you learn about yourself, and i feel like i’m doing that already. i’m already independent. i live a very adult life.”

what, no friends? ”i have such trust complexes. i’m close to like two people. i’ve always been like that. people misinterpret what i say all the time. they think i’m being offensive, when really, i’m only being opinionated.”

the little one claims to have had “lots of relationships,” but that they are all much older than her. why? she says she would “eat a boy [her age] alive.” well, that’s good to know. days after the teen vogue cover went public, the momsen celebrated her 16th birthday like most kids do - rocking out in a sheer pink nightie with her band, pretty reckless. sooo normal!