okay, prepare yourself. this past week on ‘good morning america,’ we were introduced to a new form of “love,” if you can even call it that. the woman featured claims she has serious emotional relationships with… wait for it… objects. watch below. i think my mouth was hanging open the entire 5 minutes.

some highlights? “when other teenagers were dating each other, i was dating a bridge.” really, lady? fast forward to minute 3:38. this woman actually has a commitment ceremony with the eiffel tower. and changed her last name to eiffel. is that even allowed? interesting world we live in today.