the woman inside of idol’s adam lambert

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soooo it’s no secret that american idol contestant adam lambert bugs me. there’s a couple reasons why, really. it’s his attitude! he came into the competition with some previous singing experience and thus has this high-and-mighty persona. i guess it doesn’t help that all the judges kiss his boot-ay either. i love a contestant like danny, who is almost surprised when he hears great accolades. adam is missing that humble quality.

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i also can’t really latch on to his voice. close your eyes next time he sings, and TELL me he doesn’t sound like a woman. well, we all know that when someone is newly “famous,” lots of fun pictures begin surfacing in the news. i was lucky enough to come across this little gem of adam lambert. oh yes, dressed in drag. hmmmm.

 

 

warning: this is disturbing!

okay, prepare yourself. this past week on ‘good morning america,’ we were introduced to a new form of “love,” if you can even call it that. the woman featured claims she has serious emotional relationships with… wait for it… objects. watch below. i think my mouth was hanging open the entire 5 minutes.

some highlights? “when other teenagers were dating each other, i was dating a bridge.” really, lady? fast forward to minute 3:38. this woman actually has a commitment ceremony with the eiffel tower. and changed her last name to eiffel. is that even allowed? interesting world we live in today.